I’ve never been to a baby shower, and now I’m actually kind of jealous. Because the emotions seem to be at its peak when people are celebrating a friend having a child. Also, the pettiness can be quite high.
And it’s not just the gals. The guys have some shocking stuff they’re thinking (and doing) when a new human coming into the world is being celebrated.
So take a look at these 16 secrets because they will open your damn eyes.
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2. So fabulously, profanely petty.
3. Just. Say. No.
4. Oh this sucks…
6. Pro gift.
7. Just feel how you feel. Those emotions are all yours.
8. Dem hoes…
9. Nerd baby FTW!
10. Bless their lily white souls…
11. Oh snap.
12. Divorce her immediately.
13. Not a bad point, tbh…
14. Wait… what?!?
15. This f**king guy! O_o
16. She’s going to need all the support she can get. Be there for her.
Shocking, yes. Surprising? Not really.
But that Grandmother-To-Be shower and then no baby shower for the mom is peak pettiness. How does something like that even happen?