Moms, you have a thankless job, and we all should bow down before you and give you the respect you deserve.

We SHOULD do that. It doesn’t mean it’s going to happen. And because it doesn’t happen, we have these hilarious tweets.

So, fair trade, right?

Let’s take a look!

1. Come on DADS!!!

2. That damn Food Network!

3. Kids have arms and legs tho

4. Can you do something else right now? kthxbai

5. Spoiler Alert: All of them.

6. Every day. Every night.

7. You’re free to find another life, kid.

8. Let the mental images of strangling commence!

9. She’s really good at that role

10. Even two out of three ain’t bad

11. sNOw dayzzzz

12. Sleeping pills help…

13. Thatta girl!

14. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

15. For losers only

How many of these were you as a parent? 100% of them?

That’s what I thought. 🙂