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Sometimes, the best way to handle the frustrations in your life is to laugh at them.
It’s also the only way on occasion, if you don’t consider blowing sh*t up an option, and to that end, we’ve got 17 funnies that the women in the room might legit need about right now.
17. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider… well they’re back and it worked
— KT (@katie_phenix) July 1, 2019
16. I’m sorry we don’t make the rules.
as a guy, you’re either into cars or you can make a girl cum. you can’t be both
— maggie (@maggotjane) October 26, 2019
15. Shout this from the rooftops.
i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government
— pony starwars (@tigersgoroooar) September 16, 2019
14. It can definitely be read one of two ways.
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.
— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018
13. Just travel with your friends.
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018
12. This is why you should wait to get married.
Every time I see a girl in her early 20's cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn't own bedsheets who won't commit I'm like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) September 1, 2018
11. Best Ted Talk I’ve been to in awhile.
Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 25, 2019
10. We collectively don’t want your money.
$100 to any guy that will just shut the fuck up https://t.co/dntZxaQRFy
— alexandr!a ☆ (@okagalex) October 28, 2019
men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) September 1, 2019
8. Nail, meet head.
asking men to take responsibility for their actions pic.twitter.com/n69g4SdbF8
— ratt (@scrobear) May 21, 2019
7. I think we all know the answer to that.
are men ……….. . okay pic.twitter.com/UoAgrBw7LK
— country toad (@beehivesy) August 20, 2018
6. There are so many weird things about this exchange.
What is wrong w men lmaooo pic.twitter.com/PO3ZJSJXgm
— Tay (@tayyrainn) July 24, 2019
5. I’ll take hahahahaha no for $400, Alex.
Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or…?
— Bhavatarini (@tesuailak) September 1, 2019
4. I was just talking come on.
men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”
— b (@doyalikebaileys) May 16, 2019
3. Why is this so funny?
all broke dudes secretly want to do comedy and all rich dudes secretly want to be president. there is exactly one man who is safe to date and if he finds or loses $5 it’s all over
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 29, 2019
2. Seconded and carried.
My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it
— Prof. Nicole Gugliucci, Doctor of the Sky 👩🏫📡✨ (@NoisyAstronomer) September 22, 2017
1. Maybe it’s time to expect a bit more no?
EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes to therapy, remembers everyone's birthday
THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made a dinner reservation but turns out the place was closed
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 17, 2019
Laugh until you’re ready to kick some a** again, and then get back out there, ladies!
But hey… you know what time it is! Time to share! We want to hear which one of these you love.
Let us know in the comments!