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Listen, we all love Panera because they’ve got those banging bread bowls with the potato soup and the extra bread for when you’re feeling it, and the apple when you’re not.
This post is all that and a bag of Panera chips, because the employees need you to listen to them already.
They need to be heard!
So hear them now!
1. Come on, just clean your shit already…
People that leave their dirty dishes and trash at tier table and leave are the worst kind of people #paneraprobs
— Panera Probs (@RealPaneraProbs) May 12, 2014
2. People… how would they do this? HOW?!?
One thing that never fails to make me cackle is when people ask for mac and cheese with EXTRA cheese…. We cannot and will not add extra cheese to your pre-made mac and cheese. But I’ll always tell them that we will do that. As if they will know 😂😂
— What’s a Baguette? (@PaneraThoughts) March 25, 2019
3. An ooey gooey good idea…
Panera tip from an employee: get one of the brownies and warm it up in the microwave for 15 secs. ur welcome
— bri ⎊ (@briannarlowe) June 12, 2016
4. I just like saying “Focaccia”
Okay maybe I’m just crazy, but Black Pepper Focaccia is something that is just so nice to eat on its own.
— What’s a Baguette? (@PaneraThoughts) March 30, 2019
5. Less about sanity. More about yummy.
panera hack order the mac n cheese and then order the tomato soup, put said tomato soup in mac n cheese, mix and enjoy,
I work at panera you legally have to listen to me
— minie IS MOVING! read 📌 (@gothtxt) February 13, 2018
6. Don’t be a god damned monster, please.
“Oh, there’s an empty bus tub for my dishes? I’ll just set my dishes next to it and leave my cup next to the trash can.”-Panera customers
— Panera Probs (@RealPaneraProbs) March 2, 2014
7. Go. Home.
When customers come strolling in at 8:58 PM pic.twitter.com/jyCNgsA5JQ
— Panera Problems (@PaneraBProbs) October 28, 2018
8. “No, but YOU can got to Stop & Shop.”
Me: “Excuse me sir but we don’t have a banana for your strawberry banana smoothie. I can make a different one for you if you’d like.”
Customer: “You guys can’t go to stop and shop and get some bananas?”
Me: 😑 #paneraproblems
— Mason Wheeler (@papawheelie246) August 12, 2018
9. Fucking bread zombies over here…
this customer at work today was so desperate for a bread bowl my coworker literally made him one out of white bread… i cant stand p*nera customers pic.twitter.com/X5Z9vO0HGN
— jill (@hotdogvvater) October 13, 2018
10. Speaking of bread… there are some bennies…
Coring bread bowls and getting a huge arm workout. 💪
— Panera Probs (@RealPaneraProbs) March 27, 2014
11. “We’ve got four bagels, a laddle full of soup and two stale muffins.”
You can’t help but laugh at the people who come in right before closing and are genuinely shocked that our food supply is limited bc most people came during normal dinner and now it’s all gone!!!
— What’s a Baguette? (@PaneraThoughts) March 8, 2019
12. In. The. Basket. Pls.
When I say “you can put your pager in the basket” and they set it right in front…. I said “in”.. Not “next to” #theultimatepaneraproblem
— Panera Probs (@RealPaneraProbs) March 22, 2014
13. It’s KEEN-WAH. You’re welcome.
— Young Jess👑 (@Young_Jess1) February 12, 2015
14. Okay, but….
“I’ll have the you pick two with broccoli cheddar and a salad”
Alright, which salad would you like?
— Panera Problems (@PaneraBProbs) January 17, 2018
15. You a whole idiot?
Me: “Would you like the half sandwich or whole sandwich?”
Customer: “What’s the difference?”
— Panera Problems (@PaneraBProbs) September 28, 2018
16. Solid names
Things I’ve Heard Customers call the You Pick 2:
– Double double
– Choose two
– Two and two
– Half and half
– Add two
– Combine two
– Take two
– The customer doesn’t order a YP2, they expect us to read their mind and know that they want the YP2. #paneraproblems #PaneraProbs
— What’s a Baguette? (@PaneraThoughts) March 3, 2019
17. And pls, don’t be a dirty, filthy liar.
The people that come up and say “I didn’t get a piece of bread” after you specifically remember giving them one… are the people I hate
— Panera Probs (@RealPaneraProbs) March 8, 2014
Okay, gotta go get a bread bowl and that potato soup.
With some extra bread on the side.
But it’s the whole grain, so it’s healthy.
I’m not a monster!