A truly great insult is like a work of art: it’s out there but you have to be talented and have great timing and skill to pull it off.
But, practice makes perfect, so keep working at it.
Oh, and, maybe you should give these insults a try that people on social media were nice enough to share with us.
1. Get that woman a coffee!
She is the GOAT of comebacks!
me and this lil ol mexican lady were talking in spanish and this old white bitch in a wheelchair said “we’re in america why dont you speak english” and the lil mexican lady told her “you have legs why dont you walk”
I nearly died. I gave her free coffee
— Jey ✨ (@JeyKBanx) December 26, 2018
2. Hahahaha. Zing!
I guess the future isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, eh?
*Held up the grocery line because the card reader couldn’t read my Apple Watch*
Elderly Man behind me: (Exhales) Let’s move this along, future boy
— Steve Ryan (@SteveRyanComedy) February 12, 2018
3. Get up on the stage…
Oh damn! Zing!
4. Little dogs are pretty wild.
Chihuahuas are insane.
FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen’s 7 pound piece of shit devil worshipping chihuahua
— Rylee (@RyleeMoser) May 6, 2019
5. From waaaaaay back.
That’s why there’s a show called Hamilton.
6. She’s not lying…
And boy is she right about that LAST part.
7. Expert level trolling.
But… please get some help? Or stop getting hickies?
8. That is eerie.
It’s the hair.
How is it that the Madame Tussauds wax model of Mark Zuckerberg looks way more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg does? Oh my god pic.twitter.com/pdkHLbN488
— Gravelord NEETo (@coherentstates) October 25, 2019
9. This fella nailed it.
Yeah, she needs to shut it.
10. I’m not seeing anything…
Damn Samsung! That’s rough!
11. It’s working!
So get the f**k away from me, dude!
12. Mr. Tyson, you’ve been burned.
Keep chasing those points of light, though!
13. Can’t insult a winner.
Oversleeping isn’t necessarily a BAD thing.
14. All rolled into one.
That is such a weird, completely accurate observation!
15. There’s one in every zombie movie!
And he’s it!
16. Self-imposed insult.
17. Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it…
I like Micropenis Maniac. That’s HILARIOUS!
We need to stop giving serial killers cool names like "The Night Stalker" or "The Green River Killer." We should remove the mystique, make it sound less appealing. "The Micropenis Maniac." "Bobby Dipshit, the Stupid Murderer."
— Post-Culture Review (@PostCultRev) July 23, 2019
Those are definitely NOT cool nicknames, and would most likely put those serial killers in their places, don’t you think?
But hey, it’s not just about THAT tweet. What did you think about these? Love them? What was your fave?
Let us know in the comments!