Disney+, the new streaming service that’s taking the world by storm (literally, they’ve made like billions of dollars in one week), is pretty amazing. There’s something for everyone, from classics to brand new original content, but hey, being loved isn’t going to stop the internet from knocking down jokes when you serve them up.
Like when your app won’t load on its very first day because you somehow weren’t expecting all that traffic.
Huh.
Here are 17 people who jumped on the moment in the funniest possible way.
17. I’m not even embarrassed by the accuracy of this tweet.
2005 me watching Even Stevens after school vs. 2019 me watching Even Stevens after work #DisneyPlus pic.twitter.com/l5xiN0l3fU
— Garrett Finnegan (@GarrettFinnegan) November 12, 2019
16. See you later, Netflix and chill.
fuck sex
can you come over to watch Disney plus and have a sing along to every movie?
we still fuckin’ but let’s sing first.
— ؘ (@SpookyGothLoser) November 13, 2019
15. Kids today have it so good.
Oh it's 2005 and you want to watch a Disney Channel Original Movie? Your options include:
-Phil of the Future falls in love with a hologram
-A leprechaun plays basketball
-Aly & AJ make yogurt
-Maddie from Zack & Cody sings
-Lizzie McGuire joins the military
— Addatude (@addatude_) November 12, 2019
14. They’re properly ashamed.
disney channel not putting life with derek on disney+ because they KNOW they were wrong for what they did
— megan (@chismosavirus) November 14, 2019
13. It’s like they don’t know us at all.
https://twitter.com/kingsleyyy/status/1194751054061006850
12. Well, that was elaborate.
https://twitter.com/BabieBazile/status/1195044942973792256
11. And that’s not changing anytime soon.
Nobody:
Disney+ Subscriber: Alright so here's what I watched so far… pic.twitter.com/VcirbCX9SD— Aldy (@thealdywaldy) November 13, 2019
10. I watch what I want.
The internet: You should watch Gargoyles! The Mandalorian! Marvel Movies! DuckTales!
Me continuing to only watch Kim Possible: pic.twitter.com/rB78GVn28U
— Blessing Adeoye Jr. (@BlessingJr) November 14, 2019
9. I mean you already said he was living his best life so let him at it.
https://twitter.com/chynnajo/status/1194984840409563137
8. Whatever blows your skirt up.
Might fuck around and buy Disney+ only to watch Heavyweights everyday for the next year
— Eddie (@EddieBarstool) November 13, 2019
7. Strictly speaking, there’s never a bad time for Halloweentown.
jus got disney+ and it’s such a trip to think that last time i saw these disney channel movies i was probably sippin on a caprisun or sumn and now im 4 white claws in ready for halloween town 2 let’s get it
— Katzù Oso (@katzuoso) November 13, 2019
6. That cousin has been holding onto those for nothing, look.
#DisneyPlus in the 90s was that spoiled cousin who had this set up: pic.twitter.com/PCNHUfGdS6
— Original Baby Jesse (@JAMin88) November 13, 2019
5. This made me laugh way too hard.
how I’m looking at everyone paying for Disney+ but they phones don’t work when it’s time to order the Uber pic.twitter.com/LTwdiuhxCO
— rajni (@rajkapania) November 13, 2019
4. You really don’t need to ask that.
https://twitter.com/GeoohhM/status/1195149760925184005
3. Yes, basically.
uh @disneyplus y’all got any more of them mandalorian episodes done yet pic.twitter.com/SmmoFiU189
— Robbie Fox (@RobbieBarstool) November 15, 2019
2. That was a good year.
https://twitter.com/basedlizard/status/1195051404077010945
1. Why would I want to do that?
When I’m watching the 90s X-men series on Disney plus and it ask me to skip the into pic.twitter.com/W13zizkEcP
— UnRooolie ❼ (@unrooolie) November 13, 2019
I can’t wait to explore literally everything they’ve got to offer.
What did you go right for when you signed up? Was it Darby O’Gill like me?
Fess up in the comments!