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No, we’re not addicted to murder. We just like learning about people who were murdered.

Why? Well, there’s a very simple reason: we do not want to get murdered.

So if we watch a ton of TV about people who do get murdered, we will never get murdered. We’ll be able to look for all the signs that somebody is planning our imminent demise and foil them before they can set their diabolic machinations in motion.

Or something like that…

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17. Jeffrey always knows what we want…

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16. Same.

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15. It’s not like we’re NOT junkies…

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14. Business idea!

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13. Kill that party conversation!

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12. SVU = Sexiest Victims Unit…

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11. That’s true. Don’t ask me how I know.

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10. It’s a thing…

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9. Correction… I never had any other plans in the first place.

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8.You never know with these shows!

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7. How could they do this to their child!?

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6. Oh yes. I’m on the case now!

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5. Number one life goal: never get murdered

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4. Other me always wins…

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3. Can’t the laundry fold itself?!

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2. I’ve got at least 3 hours to sleep after that…

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1. Ahhhh, sweet nightmares!

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My only advice for the rest of the night: don’t get murdered.

You’re welcome!