The First 48. Forensic Files. Unsolved Mysteries. Anything on Investigation Discovery.
Once you start watching true crime TV, it’s legit hard to stop. Because we used to have to wait for a marathon to pop up on cable… but now we’ve got Hulu, Netflix, Amazon… yeah, it’s on like Donkey Kong.
Here are 19 people that share your addiction and aren’t afraid to tweet about it…
1. They really do make you feel better about your life choices…
This Forensic Files episode features a cop who burned down his house and murdered a random guy so he could get insurance money to enter a bowling tournament and now I feel very slightly better about my life.
— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) March 28, 2018
2. Ladies… same?
This murder show I’m watching hitting me with a BIG mood pic.twitter.com/VnzDfqBonL
— Melly in DC (@mellyindc) March 21, 2018
3. It’s going down tonight!
Came home to my husband watching ID Channel, dinner cooked and an empty sink.
I have never feared for my life and been simultaneously turned on than I am in this moment.
— Judy from the internet (@jnapsalot) January 24, 2018
4. If I could watch this for 24 hours straight, I would do…
this is why forensic files is my favorite tv show pic.twitter.com/OMOTTTmuMY
— lindsey lee (@lindacrumbs) March 23, 2018
5. YAS! Why isn’t this a thing?!?
family feud but all the categories are about serial killers and true crime
— tracy the emotional support penguin (@brokeymcpoverty) March 24, 2018
6. She is Richard. She’s been doing it for years…
Another weekend and my wife is watching one of those true crime murder shows where the wife kills the husband. I often wonder if she is taking notes.
— Richard J Dadamo (@DickDadamo) March 18, 2018
7. He sees you when you’re sleeping…
Why is the Forensic Files narrator's voice almost too comforting????? As if perhaps he's trying to lull you to sleep and MURDER YOU??????
— Chelsea (@cheelzebub) March 27, 2018
8. I’m sure he thought about it.
I'm watching a true crime show about the Amy Fisher story and frankly I can't believe Trump hasn't given Joey Buttafuoco a cabinet position yet.
— Rebecca Cohen (@GynoStar) March 25, 2018
been watching so many british/scottish murder shows my inner voice has an accent now
— katie belser (@katiebelser) March 29, 2018
10. Plot twist: It’s you!
who the f*ck is scraeming "STOP LISTENING TO TRUE CRIME” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop listening to true crime
— worlds most stoner-y gossip rag (@kafkaesqueASMR) March 28, 2018
11. It never stops, fam!
me: wow i should take a break from the kidnapping and murder shows and read a book
me: *reads a book about kidnapping and murder*
— Sassy (@sassyatlaw) March 27, 2018
12. Well, to be fair, it is a crazy show…
Three 30-somethings in my office tried to explain "Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack" to a 22 year old, and we honestly sounded like crazy people.
— Tenacious Grace (@TenaciousGrace) March 27, 2018
13. Nightmares are just dreams with surprise endings…
Me laying here watching some murder mystery shows even though I know good and well It’s gonna make me have nightmares pic.twitter.com/mcp6Uoms3N
— Seibrina Huckaby (@Seibrinaaa_) March 19, 2018
14. Actually, you’re in hell, but it’s more entertaining here.
THIS TV HAS AN ENTIRE SECTION OF TRUE CRIME SHOWS AM I IN HEAVEN!?
— Hannah Duffy-Dries (@ehduffyd) March 29, 2018
15. Sounds like you’re winning!
People from my high school are getting engaged and I'm eating cereal in bed while watching true crime videos ??♀️
— Lil' peach (@addieeckert) March 26, 2018
16. But what if you weren’t prepared when the killer struck?
For someone with extreme anxiety I sure do love true crime shows
— clarinetⓋ (@fit_with_hips) March 26, 2018
17. When did Ben Affleck wear that?!
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS IN PSYCHOLOGY TODAY MY TRUE CRIME OBSESSED ASS IS QUAKING pic.twitter.com/ngDmlSjUdW
— cat (@filmgloss) March 29, 2018
18. At least you know your lane…
TV: "These are Unsolved Mysteries, perhaps someone watching at home can solve them. Perhaps that someone is you"
*prying off twist off cap w/ a bottle opener*
"No it's not"
— Vanessa Gritton (@nesgritton) March 27, 2018
19. And then sh^t got DARK…
Pretty stressed out about how dark the news is recently – better get back to my true crime podcasts, true crime shows, and true crime books
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 23, 2018
Okay, back to your regularly scheduled true crime programming…