It takes time and effort to keep up with the Twitterverse, so why not sit back and let us do some of the work for you?
That’s what we’re aiming to do with this curated list of 17 tweets that we just don’t think your week would be the same if you missed – so grab your coffee, sit back, and spend a little time with Twitter before getting on with your day!
17. Like a groundhog popping up in the spring.
When you’re watching a video and you hear your own voice pic.twitter.com/kKG4L2Idq4
— Dak (Retired) (@RidiculousDak) December 6, 2019
16. It’s funny, because it’s true.
https://twitter.com/LaLaMilan/status/1211075167733997568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-1-4-20
15. Watch where you’re going!
https://twitter.com/UniverSoulstice/status/1210199930096279553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-1-4-20
14. Listen to ya girls.
https://twitter.com/faveordinary/status/1209165853595512832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-1-4-20
13. It really is depressing.
Me getting dressed to go to work when there’s an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year pic.twitter.com/28qQP8G9uc
— BBB 🏊🏽♀️ (@b_walk3) December 20, 2019
12. I’m not fit for public consumption.
https://twitter.com/Krissstee/status/1211079046429175808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-1-4-20
11. That sounds like a terrible idea.
Me: I’ll start working out Jan 1st
pic.twitter.com/Fs6qKYjzxq— like she created the fucking rainbow🌈 (@Rocioceja_) December 28, 2019
10. What hoodie? I see no hoodie here. *Jedi wave*
Me: “Have you seen my new hoodie?”
Her: “Noooo…”
Her walking outside wearing the hoodie: pic.twitter.com/qIoP6rt9XA
— Dak (Retired) (@RidiculousDak) December 27, 2019
9. If you think that’s a get out of jail free card, though, think again.
My daddy called me “bruh” on the way out the door tonight…I told him I’m his son and not one of his lil friends.
He and my mom fell out laughing.
— 𓂀𓆣☥ Give Them the Pho℞cast ☥𓆣𓂀 (@Showtime_Rx) December 26, 2019
8. I want a guy who looks at me like this.
https://twitter.com/humorandanimals/status/1208483493946281984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-1-4-20
7. No sense trying to be something you’re not, little juice.
Cranberry juice taste like it wanna be alcohol so bad but it’s too shy😂
— Cee $ick 🌊 (@SouffSideCee) December 26, 2019
6. I can’t either, Lisa.
https://twitter.com/willfriedle/status/1211319170467540994?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-1-4-20
5. My kingdom for a not-Matt.
Dating apps be like:
Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking
Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office”
Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”
— jb (@jessbee_) December 26, 2019
4. I’ve been hurrying this whole time I swear.
Me rushing after I woke up on time but laid in bed till I was late pic.twitter.com/9MXpBYLfTr
— Dak (Retired) (@RidiculousDak) December 26, 2019
3. They can’t REALLY eat food duh.
How actors in movies eat their food pic.twitter.com/hmp4fB3dzB
— Heeere’s Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪 (@JohnnyBerchtold) December 21, 2019
2. Tastes like rage first thing in the morning.
https://twitter.com/iamjonattan/status/1210581325066964993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-1-4-20
1. Kids can feed your ego as easily as they can crush it.
Look at how these kids greet their dad when he walks in the house from work 😂 DaDaddy ATE all the dance moves too lol pic.twitter.com/TmvqLTptdx
— Key. (@keywilliamss) December 29, 2019
I hope you agree that these were can’t-misses that were worth your scrolling time!
Did you love these? Which was your favorite?
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