So… you living that picky eater life? Are you not willing to put just anything in your mouth? You want to make sure it’s EXACTLY what you want?
And hey, if you’re not a picky eater, then you know (and probably secretly hate) a picky eater somewhere out there.
These are 19 things about picky eaters that are absolutely, 100% true.
1. A Good Support System is Imperative to Ensure the Picky Eater’s Survival
2. Every Picky Eater Fail Ever
3. Picky Eater Instructions 101
4. *also Froot Loops
5. *and vegetables… and fruit… i guess dessert is cool… but not tiramisu… or fruit pies
6. The Picky Eater’s Burger Shall Always Have the Most Toppings (…on the outside of the wrapper)
7. Picky Eaters = Students for Life
8. The Picky Eater’s Proudest 2nd-Proudest 3rd-Proudest Moment
9. The Picky Eater’s Proudest 2nd-Proudest Moment
10. The Picky Eater’s Proudest Moment
11. The Picky Eater’s Special
12. The Picky Eater’s Plate (after every meal, because they’re literally picky)
13. The Picky Eater’s Typical Receipt (plastered with their favorite word [NO])
14. It Takes a Special Kind of Person to Be the Friend of a Picky Eater
15. And an Even Specialer Kind of Person to Tolerate Their Bullsh^t
16. Once Again… Picky Eaters = Students for Life
17. The Ultimate Question
18. The Picky Eater’s ‘Trying Something New’ Face
19. The Picky Eater’s Typical Response (‘food is trash’)
Alright picky eaters… we want to hear from you! How’s that picky eater life going for you?
Sound off in the comments!