If you think your life is bad, it could be much, much worse.
Trust me on this one.
You could be one of these people. And you really don’t want that.
1. You might be fired
2. Try it on
3. Where is my book?!?!
4. You blew it
5. Sorry, Mom
6. A new look
7. Might be a problem
8. Dealing with death
9. Not really
10. How’d it taste?
11. Hugs!
12. Not like that
13. Faceplant
14. Smurf life
15. That’s why
16. That cutting board might do the trick
17. Yuck
18. Jimnasium
19. That calls for a lifetime of punishment
20. Hi, AAA? It’s AAA
Now, don’t you feel at least a little bit better about yourself?