I got the giggles when I read these tweets. I think you’re gonna do the same.
Because damn, are they funny…
1. Hahaha
me:
white woman’s kitchen:H
E
L 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒
L &&
O 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎yum
coffee
john 3:16
— ً (@taIIant) March 7, 2019
2. I still can’t
all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary https://t.co/EmiAV5OMV6
— 🥷🏿 (@kftwt) March 5, 2019
5. Sad but true
https://twitter.com/buttabarba/status/1103081471072522240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
6. Oh no!
https://twitter.com/ryanjjvance/status/1103372254161850368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
7. He’s no narc, man
all i read was: cool dog isn't a narc, becomes scientist https://t.co/qZF35lLp22
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) March 11, 2019
8. Simple creatures
I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
— peach 🍑🇵🇸 (@peachontwitta) March 11, 2019
9. Might’ve overdone it
https://twitter.com/Necation/status/1102753293057568771
10. The waiting game
https://twitter.com/lucysaries/status/1108074779121197058?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
11. Me, every day
https://twitter.com/heyyy_sus/status/1102451802262233088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
12. Go on now
go on girl do your thang pic.twitter.com/tSzX63f3kk
— tri vo (@tribranchvo) March 18, 2019
13. Pretty good
https://twitter.com/jak_mcl/status/1107118367805227008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
15. Dolphin humor
https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/1108825548904714242?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
16. We’ve all been there
12 year old me standing at my moms doorway at 5 am to tell her I threw up pic.twitter.com/DPQnWU190A
— Noel 🇵🇷 (@NoelSznn) March 8, 2019
17. Starting sh*t
https://twitter.com/kohlw0rld/status/1105237115640651782?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
19. A scrambled mess
https://twitter.com/classynastyy/status/1107741140172853250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ffunny-jokes-tweets-march-2019
20. Wait a second…
Every group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have some bad news
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) March 23, 2019
Giggle Town USA up in here!