It’s a well-worn joke that men start to wear certain clothes, behave certain ways, and tell horrible jokes the moment they trade in their regular guy status for a dad card.
BUT… the tweets below illustrate easily how true the jokes really are – even if men don’t even realize how and when and why it starts to happen.
20. Because kids are exhausting, obvs.
Why do all dads sleep on the couch once they sit down
— El Danny (@smcldaniel) July 3, 2018
19. Their backs hurt.
Why do dads always grunt when they sit down
— refiek (@safesexisnosex) July 8, 2018
18. They don’t really know what year it is.
Why do all dads think they are 20 years younger than they actually are
— fre5havo (@fre5havo) June 2, 2019
17. They have so little joy in life.
https://twitter.com/car0linehamm/status/1133178777784258560
16. Safety first!
https://twitter.com/JimboSlice492/status/1078816185888768002
15. Seriously why do they love noise?
Why do Dads have to sneeze so loud like what are you going to gain from it
— s (@selintkknt) September 27, 2018
14. It’s very serious business.
Why do dads always watch the news like this 😂 pic.twitter.com/kS82Y3lFmx
— TShaw (@MVPJunkie) June 13, 2019
13. Their diets are cr*p.
why do dads fart so much
— Fursona non grata (@femkant) October 22, 2014
12. Ask George Costanza.
Like quick question why do dads have way to thick wallets???
— Sardard (Headache) (@DaSardard) May 23, 2019
11. To irritate others, I’m pretty sure.
why do all dads have to back in to every parking spot. like they have to prove themselves to everybody
— rachel (@raybabay_) November 16, 2016
10. To make sure they did not, in fact, melt in their hand?
why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?
— Spicy (@RyanMalicsi) November 23, 2018
9. That’s what they need, I guess.
Why do dads ask for the weirdest things for their birthday like no I’m not gonna get you gravel for the driveway
— abbie (@abbiee_mason) May 20, 2019
8. No music when it’s time to get down to business.
https://twitter.com/cimafrancabea/status/1137688583370731521
7. I have no idea but they totally do.
https://twitter.com/samdeverell/status/901547689938210821
6. What even is real money?
https://twitter.com/abbiedouglasxo/status/925036851576045569
5. They know a shortcut.
https://twitter.com/SeanRauchut/status/917130770283720705
4. Because meat.
Why do dads take grilling so seriously?
— Sarah (@misss_jaye) May 22, 2019
3. Because they paid for it, most likely.
Why do all dads think it's okay to eat expired food
— Shannon Dank Lee (@shannon_d_lee) January 1, 2017
2. To aid in digestion.
why do all dads rub and then pat their belly after eating a big meal 😂
— Em☀️ (@EmilyKasson) May 29, 2019
1. I mean that’s your opinion.
Why do dads overuse their jokes in unrelated situations 😂
— Haleema (@ItsaMeema) June 11, 2019
We may not know why this happens to men, but it sure is funny!