Black Twitter is like regular Twitter except it’s populated by black people sharing a black experience and using their unique lens to comment on the world around them.
Which is to say, it’s a poignant, funny, woke place to be – and these 20 tweets prove that beyond the shadow of a doubt.
20. I have always suspected.
….ok so do your job nutty professor https://t.co/abQpMfTGpC
— the fifth spoon (@GoodbyeSpoons) November 15, 2019
19. Yes, my mother and sister and I are going to have to renegotiate.
Dammnnn.. I hope whoever account I’m on can pay that sh^t https://t.co/c1htIKZJfL
— Zach ☔️ (@ZachChet) July 9, 2019
what do you call an acid with attitude???
— ⓒⓗⓡⓘⓢ ⓗⓘⓛⓣⓞⓝ Ig:Ludachris_ (@LudaChris_) July 6, 2019
17. Painfully accurate.
no man has all five:
1. good d%ck
2. communication skills
3. 0 hoes
4. A height over 5’9
5. Ability to display emotion
— unfriendly black hottie (@liddlemulatto) January 6, 2019
16. It might be too soon.
Job Interviewer: Describe a situation when you went above and beyond for a customer?
— Zach Ball (@RealZachBall) January 25, 2019
15. Oh, is that all.
I’m passing on that $6.99 for Disney+.. Instead, I’ll buy a Popeyes sandwich, reverse engineer the recipe, start my own business then invite Jay Z to lunch. While you’re watching The Proud Family, I’ll be making my Family Proud ?
— ⚜️ (@WitnessLaron) November 13, 2019
So I tried finessing this guy into sharing his Disney+ account with me and this is what he sends me ? pic.twitter.com/KLcF6Q3CfF
— ✨Beanie Babie✨ (@BabieBazile) November 14, 2019
13. Basically, yeah.
this is how i choose guys.. pic.twitter.com/eIH7JQJCdV
— jenn :)) (@jenyfersanchezz) July 9, 2019
12. Those poor little dears.
I’ma tell my children this was Maya Angelou pic.twitter.com/VaF3HC1IDo
— ༄ (@silentlyuncut) November 20, 2019
11. That awkward moment when…
Oh sh^t, she was right. My doctor just told me I’m 12 weeks. https://t.co/VK7wnDZnQP
— Kenya with an S (@drawntosenia) November 18, 2019
10. It really is that much better.
oat milk to the other non dairies pic.twitter.com/fWluRWsSjV
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) October 26, 2019
9. Wait, that’s unprofessional?
Had my food cooking in a crockpot under my desk https://t.co/uE37DlGJxW
— KAE. (@AKae47) November 6, 2019
8. To sum up.
Disney, black twitter and logical people: pic.twitter.com/h6FOWf8v1Q
— Periodt (@itsthattbitch) July 4, 2019
7. We never learn, do we?
popeyes sandwich returning tomorrow after months of absence like a deadbeat dad and here we are waiting by the front door smh
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) November 3, 2019
6. Why is this so perfect?
Me after I touch my man ass: https://t.co/37Hdn5KBaH
— LEEKO (@WholeLottaLeek) November 18, 2019
5. I just cannot look away.
All the white Girls I went to highschool with make this face in their pics when they’re trying to be funny. https://t.co/fccnNUT0SF
— Yung (@YungYinkv) November 15, 2019
4. Somewhere, someone is still using one, too.
It was to protect the floor https://t.co/gL272ZxRky
— Human (@Ngartia) July 9, 2019
3. What is this, 2012?
When a song ain’t available on Apple Music & Spotify so I have to go listen to it on SoundCloud & YouTube pic.twitter.com/jAYxmb2XDg
— Drebae? (@Drebae_) July 10, 2019
2. You owe us more than an apology.
im sorry y'all…. i had to make this pic.twitter.com/Odf30TEBDt
— f*ck. (@cucksx) January 10, 2019
this is what Drake thinks he looks like pic.twitter.com/8Zw3xFnYPS
— siam (@sighyam) November 17, 2019
I’m here for all of this and more.
Do you have a favorite Black Twitter moment? Yeah you do…
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