A big part of me reads these and thinks, “Yeah, so.”
It’s not like there aren’t MILLIONS of people with the same names.
But then you get to “Margoux” and I’m like, “Okay, yeah, that’s not cool.”
Why can’t people just be good friends to each other?
Pettiness in 3, 2, 1…
1. So… why are you calling her your best friend…
2. Can you really steal a name?
3. Then blame your husband!
4. Just tell her!
5. Okay, that’s f*cked up.
6. Well, you don’t own a name, so…
7. Not something to get violent over, dummy…
8. You didn’t realize it for 2 years, but realized it for 2 more? Don’t be a professional victim…
9. We always hurt the ones we love…
10. Yeah, but she’s 18. She’s not smart enough to think of something cool. So that’s on you!
11. Might or will?
12. With THAT spelling? Okay, that’s f*cked.
13. Oh… that’s great revenge! Well done!
14. People should ask if it’s okay… but maybe they’re afraid of the answer?
15. Obviously…
16. What? Did you have the name stored in a box somewhere like a weird little secret?!
17. Gripe. Her. Out.
18. Then. Use. It.
19. I’m guessing they didn’t get that wrong.
20. Boom.
So much pettiness, so little time…