Twitter is a place where knowledge is learned and lives are destroyed. On the daily.
So it’s no surprise that we can go digging around in the twitterverse and finds some gems. Seriously, you don’t have to spend much time mining to start plucking one diamond after another out of the tweet pile.
Here are some choice thoughts about life from people who are just like you and me. And, honestly, I don’t know if it’s a good thing that people are thinking the thoughts that are in our heads. Probably. Maybe. Hmmm…
Let’s go!
1. One. At. A. Time. Please.
me when the 3 guys i’m talking to wants to see me on the same day pic.twitter.com/q7c7eR47Ne
— popular sl*t (@kindsl*t) February 22, 2019
2. Oh sh^t. I have to talk to people?
When the teacher says “partner up” but you don’t talk to anyone in that class https://t.co/uU5LFQCYvt
— ayah ???? (@ayahpapaya) March 11, 2019
3. “How many hours you got?”
my ONLY friend: what’s wrong bitch??
me: pic.twitter.com/EfNZlGH00W— ????? ⋆ (@tristehomo) March 5, 2019
4. The devil’s card!
cashier: ‘would you like to apply for our store credit car—‘
me: pic.twitter.com/NvfP5EPD3L
— ReggieFromTheBay♈️ (@TheFiercestGay) March 12, 2019
5. I either sleep 4 hours or 12 hours
Getting 4 hours of sleep vs. 8 hours pic.twitter.com/igRfoPz8ly
— zander (@alezander) March 8, 2019
6. That would be a noooooooo
Listen, am I the most attractive girl out there? Of course not. But do I have a good personality? No, but do I wake up everyday and try to be the best person I can be? Also no.
— Haley (@haleyyh0pe) February 23, 2019
7. Slowly… slipping… away…
i used to be so full of life . https://t.co/8ih5rYkjU2
— Jada ? (@itsjadalove_) March 5, 2019
8. I’m freeeeeee!
me coming out of my room after 3 days of intense crying while listening to psychedelic rock in the dark pic.twitter.com/j1WG05demo
— 1984 (@eightiespink) March 4, 2019
9. All love. All day. Every day.
Me: Entering someone’s life with my basket full of love ?? pic.twitter.com/egigesz5F5
— E-nizzle (@_Enizzzle) March 2, 2019
10. True friends make themselves available, always.
Me when my friends need to vent to me. pic.twitter.com/m5sfEGpAb0
— Cal. (@CRomero3) February 25, 2019
11. The curb hit me. Not the other way around.
me when i hit a curb while turning pic.twitter.com/tMn9PL3ep4
— raia (@MonraiaWilson) March 3, 2019
12. Good riddance!
When you turn in an assignment and you know it’s horrible but you’re happy to be done with it pic.twitter.com/TI2E5wLDdN
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) April 30, 2018
13. Don’t want to suffer the backlash…
Once I take my lashes off I’m not going anywhere with you .
— Poeticdrugs (@1poeticdrugs) March 6, 2019
14. When your genetic code is 1234567
nobody:
my unsymmetrical face:
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— ?????☥ (@salmugh) March 8, 2019
15. Why won’t you work better, time?!?
i hate when i’m 20 minutes into my run on the treadmill and i look down and the timer says 43 seconds
— piper smith (@PiperSmith8) March 11, 2019
16. You want to watch me to turn into an actual dragon?!
“Game of Thrones is trash”
Me: It’s actually one of the greatest television shows of all time
“It’s just too boring for me”
Me: pic.twitter.com/th8rFgDsmB
— Kay of House Stark (@sayheykay_) March 5, 2019
17. I still don’t know…
My mama: if Johnny has 7 apples and gives Sally 2, how many he got left?
Me:
Mama:
Me: 3
Mama:pic.twitter.com/IZZzmuQIFz
— LMSYHYPW (@BleesusCrice) March 6, 2019
18. Hey, I like grilled cheese and fries. Don’t judge.
Can I get a kids menu and a margarita please
— Taylor Myers. (@taylorpaigeeee_) March 6, 2019
19. Is this even a real question? The answer is yes. Always.
Are you even going out for food if you don’t look up the menu on pdf before you go so you know what to order
— Chlo (@chloehenry96) March 7, 2019
20. Give. Me. That. Food.
Everybody eating normal and then there’s me: pic.twitter.com/nMyMpBEBg1
— Lex ? (@CaribGemxo) March 2, 2019
21. This advice will get you in trouble!
i’m the person who says “for what?” when someone apologizes because some people say sorry just to shut you up. i want you to acknowledge exactly what you did
— xae (@1kxavier) March 5, 2019
By the way, I know the answer is 5. I can subtract. Because that’s all I do from any conversation or relationship.
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