25 Jokes for People Who Don’t Really Like People

Do you ever have one of those days where you feel like you just don’t like people very much?

Do you ever have like, a few thousand of those days in a row?

Do you ever think that maybe it’s not the day’s fault, and that maybe it’s more a matter of you just genuinely not liking people because people suck a whole bunch?

Well, you’re not alone. Unfortunately. Let’s look at some memes about it.

25. Take a break

This is my home. I live here now.

24. True colors

Once you hit a certain age, why hide it?

23. Priorities

So say we all.

22. The corner

This is what we came here for, right? To anti-socialize?

21. Surrounded!

It’s like every place I look, there’s another.

20. Checking in

Yup, still pretty bogus out here.

19. Pick-me-up

Are you sure you’re not all just doing drugs?

18. Sorry not sorry

There have been some major overhauls recently.

17. Fitting in

Erm…careful what you wish for?

16. Nope

Sorry for the inconvenience.

15. Unwelcome mat

We really don’t need to go through this again.

14. Clarifications

See how that works?

13. Totally rad

Now stop asking.

12. The black book

A literary classic, but hard to get through.

11. Don’t worry

Well, that’s quite a relief.

10. Alone again, naturally

This has pretty much been me for the last year, I must confess.

I act like I don't mind being alone when deep down, the truth is that I fucking love being alone

— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 1, 2016

9. Dog eat dog

Canines are infinitely better than humans.

[bends down to pet your dog]
Me: what's this guys name
Owner: this is-
Me [not breaking eye contact with dog]: yeah I wasn't talking to you

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 31, 2016

8. What do you think you’re doing?

I’m gonna need way more information before I make even a verbal commitment, this might be a trap.

My answer to “what are you doing this weekend” will always be dependent on why someone is asking. I need to know what I’m getting out of.

— Katie Haller (@halleratyou) July 17, 2015

7. It’s no surprise to me

‘Cause every now and then I kick the living s**t outta me.

I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place.

— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) August 22, 2013

6. Remember, remember

I see no reason the random light treason should ever be forgot.

Thanks to smartphones I no longer memorize phone numbers which leaves more space for important things like grudges.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) January 21, 2016

5. Asked and answered

It’s a dangerous game that you’re playing.

I never want to be one of those girls who has to ask her boyfriend if she can go out. Mainly because what if he says yes?

— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) August 3, 2019

4. Downright neighborly

The less they know of my existence the better.

The neighbor said hi again today… I'm probably just gonna move.

— Trey Glauser (@treyglauser) June 8, 2013

3. Squad goals

Oh, I’m dead serious about that.

I don't have a "squad." But I do know like 4 or 5 people who probably don't want me to die.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) September 13, 2015

2. Back off

I’m sorry, do you know who I am?

Them: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?

Me: The audacity! pic.twitter.com/p07ndeaC6R

— Classy Gay INFJ (@gayinfj) June 25, 2019

1. Checking in

Yup, it’s still pretty stupid out here.

Me checking outside to make sure I still hate the general public pic.twitter.com/S3raefaKEb

— Matsiko Mark 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬 (@KatatumbaM) January 11, 2020

I don’t know what all these people are here for, but I’m here for some good alone time away from them.

How much of an introvert do you consider yourself?

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