25 Roommates Who are Real Cleptomaniacs

If you’ve never had a roommate, I can only assume you’ve lived some kind of extremely blessed, wealthy existence.

For the rest of us, it’s just a general reality of life. Sometimes a joy, sometimes a pain, usually just a necessity we gotta find our ways to deal with.

But boy does it come with some weird side effects. For example: they’re always taking your stuff. They’re never not doing that. It’s like a law of physics or something, and as these anonymous contributors will attest, it will bring you no end of unpleasant surprises.

25. Tattoo money

Guess what my NEXT one is gonna say, CAROL?!

24. Nail clippers

Now the nails shall grow on and on forever. There is no stopping them.

23. Rent money

Why the heck are you keeping your rent in the form of cash in a jar though?

22. Contacts

Does…does that even work?

21. S** toys

Hope they have fun, I guess, cause I’m not taking them back.

20. Girlfriend

Pretty sure that was prohibited somewhere in the lease.

19. Quarters

Quarters become actually worth more than quarters when you’re in a position like this.

18. Blankets

Turning lemons into lemonade, I see.

17. Package

Does she even know what’s in it?

16. Condoms

Ok dude, they’re like three bucks, this might be a disproportionate response.

15. Jockstrap

But why.
But why though.

14. Lighter

Was your pocket feeling a little lighter?

13 . Meds

This is where it goes from wacky to criminal.

12. Ashes

Um, there’s clearly a lot more to this story and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know it.

11. Credit cards

Gotta give you all the credit for this one.

10. Silver dollar

According to my cursory Google, these can be worth up to $700 if they’re particularly old and in particularly good condition.

9. My vape

Maybe she was just trying to help you kick the habit?

8. Pearl necklace

Don’t make this substitution, btw. Not unless you want to end up with a very embarrassing hospital visit.

7. Weed

Problems of the young.

6. Pain meds

This really puts people in a bind.

5. Sugar

Well that wasn’t very sweet of them.

4. Service dog

I’m sorry, WHAT?

3. Video games

The few, the proud, those left behind.

2. Diamond earrings

Wait – exactly how MUCH soda?

1. Wedding money

That’s awful.

One thing’s for sure – these posts have stolen my heart. And my desire to ever have a roommate again.

Have you ever had a particularly bad one?

Tell us about them in the comments.