Relationship goals are something we should all have, because honestly, it’s awesome to have standards and expectations for such an integral part of our lives.

Those goals can be tough to find in other people, though, since relationships can look one way from the outside but be totally different in reality – we can hold a couple up only to find out nothing was as it seems.

With these 28 tweets, though, you just get a little glimpse – and whether or not everything falls apart later, these goals are still worthy.

28. I guess that’s my choice, yeah?

So mind ya business.

27. It’s funny because it’s true.

Come on, men, even you think it’s funny.

26. It’s time to stand up to the man.

And stand up for the March sisters. Jo demands it.

25. It’s good to do one last check in.

A chicken exit before there’s an audience.

24. Those were…not the things I expected him to say.

You know you weren’t either.

23. They should be working hard all of the time I guess.

But also yes their fun is sort of also like middle schools being fun.

22. Straight men really need to make more of an effort.

Especially when sex is involved.

21. This is an absolutely amazing story.

I want to be friends with this totally awkward beauty.

20. No one sees a problem with this.

Not even the tax man.

19. It’s not what he said, but it’s what she heard.

It’s important to realize the disconnect in a marriage. Ha!

18. You guys this is funny I don’t care who you are.

Yes, even if you’re male. You know it’s true.

17. There’s no way to hide it.

Oh man, but he knows who he married.

16. His wife is ready to tackle this new challenge, then.

It’s far harder to educate a grown man than little kids.

15. There’s no need to finish that sentence.

He could say the same thing about you.

14. This is a very serious consideration.

Because it’s going to happen every single day.

13. Oh man I’ve felt this at different times in my life.

Just walk away from that spot, ladies.

12. It’s everyone’s favorite thing!

But actually it’s everyone’s least favorite thing.

11. That’s definitely the look.

Like a deer in the headlights.

10. But here we are, let’s make the best of it.

Lazy people stay married because divorce is a lot of work.

9. Bless his heart.

Seriously, what adult person living on their own does this?

8. I think this is a pipe dream but it’s nice.

They never do this to other men in their way why.

7. She’s trying to help you out here.

Bread is always a hot topic of conversation.

6. Well that image just changes everything.

I feel so betrayed by this cartoon bear.

5. Enjoy those moments, young’uns.

One day you will be way too hot or there will be a toddler between you.

4. Being single isn’t so bad.

Most of the time, anyway. Sometimes your feet are cold.

3. This is the gift that keeps on giving.

I would have died laughing.

2. Then everything you make will be excellent.

And you can actually like your mother-in-law.

1. And then you use it as an excuse to never put anything away again.

I know how you think, men.

These are just too sweet and adorable. I think I have a toothache now.

What are your relationship goals? Where did you find them? Talk to us about it in the comments!