You might think that relationship tweets are a dime a dozen, but as someone who has scrolled through more than her fair share, I can promise you that some of them really are a step above the rest.
We think these 30 are not only true and funny, but also sweet, and let me tell you, that’s always a winning combination.
30. It’s funny because it’s true.
Come on, men, even you think it’s funny.
guys will stand 5’8” from you and call it 6 feet
— wife of the mind (@andrealongchu) April 4, 2020
29. It’s time to stand up to the man.
And stand up for the March sisters. Jo demands it.
Boyfriend hasn’t been “in the mood” for Little Women for a month of quarantine and now there is a 10 part Michael Jordan documentary coming out and I am supposed to just fall into line?
— Lael O'Shaughnessy (@laeloshag) April 16, 2020
28. It’s good to do one last check in.
A chicken exit before there’s an audience.
Me to my fiancé the night before our wedding: “we still on for tomorrow?”
— becalicious (@Queen_Beca) April 18, 2020
27. Those were…not the things I expected him to say.
You know you weren’t either.
Literally like a week before this quarantine my boyfriend said “you know what makes me the happiest. Two things. I’m a simple guy. I just love getting haircuts and going to the gym. Those make me happy” and if you are wondering how he’s doing right now
— Teddy (@That1teddygirl) April 20, 2020
26. They should be working hard all of the time I guess.
But also yes their fun is sort of also like middle schools being fun.
men having fun is a red flag to me. female trait
— becca (@girrlpuppy) April 15, 2020
25. Straight men really need to make more of an effort.
Especially when sex is involved.
some of my best writing has been wasted on sexts to men whose best reply was, "is that so?"
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) April 27, 2020
24. This is an absolutely amazing story.
I want to be friends with this totally awkward beauty.
omg when i was 16 i had a crush on this boy who was known for having sex w like every girl he hung out with and he kept asking me to hang out but i didn’t want that so i snapchatted him a video of me lip syncing we don’t have to take our clothes off by ella eyre and he blocked me
— Kennedy Walsh (@_kennedywalsh) April 27, 2020
23. No one sees a problem with this.
Not even the tax man.
Any woman consensually making a dollar off of men being horny is a queen in my book
— folake aina (@f0lake) April 11, 2020
22. I guess that’s my choice, yeah?
So mind ya business.
goodnight ladies remember to die before telling a man how you feel about them
— niggaless cage (@2sandz) April 10, 2020
21. There’s a good chance their recommendations aren’t the best.
I’m sorry, it’s true.
boys can recommend whatever movies they want to recommend, I’m going to smile and nod then watch my own Instagram story instead
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) April 25, 2020
20. Honesty is the best policy.
If you ask, you pay seems like a good practice to me.
if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay
— al (@local__celeb) May 24, 2020
19. It’s not what he said, but it’s what she heard.
It’s important to realize the disconnect in a marriage. Ha!
My husband just told me he wants a divorce.
Actually his exact words were “I think it would be cool for the whole family to live in an RV and travel the country for a year,” but tomato, to-mah-to
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) June 24, 2020
18. You guys this is funny I don’t care who you are.
Yes, even if you’re male. You know it’s true.
I was getting annoyed that Siri wasn’t understanding what I kept saying, but then I changed it from the man to the woman and now everything is completely better.
— Marriage And Martinis (@MarriageMartini) April 29, 2020
17. There’s no way to hide it.
Oh man, but he knows who he married.
Getting married is easy, staying married when all of your drunken midnight Amazon purchases show up on your husband’s day off is not.
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) June 23, 2020
16. His wife is ready to tackle this new challenge, then.
It’s far harder to educate a grown man than little kids.
i’ve basically been homeschooled since i got married tbh
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 22, 2020
15. There’s no need to finish that sentence.
He could say the same thing about you.
Husband: Does it bother you when I —
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 12, 2020
14. This is a very serious consideration.
Because it’s going to happen every single day.
Idk if im ready for marriage man …imagine getting home after a long day and someone starts talking to you????
— For Uwa & Toyin. ? (@jaynnedoe) July 3, 2020
13. Oh man I’ve felt this at different times in my life.
Just walk away from that spot, ladies.
men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom
— ratatouille (@nussyrox) June 26, 2020
12. It’s everyone’s favorite thing!
But actually it’s everyone’s least favorite thing.
There’s nothing my husband loves more than when I save up all the bad news I’ve been hearing all day and then fling it at him the second he walks through the door.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 11, 2020
11. That’s definitely the look.
Like a deer in the headlights.
Me: Do you remember what today is?
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker ? (@sixfootcandy) June 27, 2020
10. But here we are, let’s make the best of it.
Lazy people stay married because divorce is a lot of work.
Hallmark needs to come out with some real talk anniversary cards.
I’m needing something that says, "I'm just as surprised as you are that we’re still together.”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 6, 2020
9. Bless his heart.
Seriously, what adult person living on their own does this?
good morning to everyone except my boyfriend, who didn’t consult me before he used washing up liquid in lieu of dishwasher tablets last night pic.twitter.com/7LqvOTEhYa
— Abby Tomlinson (@twcuddleston) May 19, 2020
8. I think this is a pipe dream but it’s nice.
They never do this to other men in their way why.
DO YOU THINK when pubs finally reopen with social distancing, it will mark an end to men moving us out of the way by putting their hands on our waists? Can we dare to dream
— Lauren Bravo (@laurenbravo) May 20, 2020
7. She’s trying to help you out here.
Bread is always a hot topic of conversation.
If you're chatting to me and you like me don't ever let the conversation die. Ask me if I like bread
— Bad Bitch, Illegal! (@jjmuffo) May 19, 2020
6. Well that image just changes everything.
I feel so betrayed by this cartoon bear.
you mean i’ve been stanning a fucking deadbeat dad all this time? no thanks ? https://t.co/h9xec3nGTX
— Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson (@sassyblackdiva) May 19, 2020
5. Enjoy those moments, young’uns.
One day you will be way too hot or there will be a toddler between you.
When he's sleeping but he pulls you closer https://t.co/kSron6NCnk
— StepMom Marie ? (@mariebabyyyyy_) May 17, 2020
4. Being single isn’t so bad.
Most of the time, anyway. Sometimes your feet are cold.
I'm this single pic.twitter.com/mMMKT6wHH1
— Sejal ♡ (@sejalluthra) May 19, 2020
3. This is the gift that keeps on giving.
I would have died laughing.
When you order your girlfriend a personalised gin glass and get the option to add a note…… pic.twitter.com/xu1CZ7dwfy
— BeMoreJill (@WrongJill) May 18, 2020
2. Then everything you make will be excellent.
And you can actually like your mother-in-law.
ladies: marry someone whose mom can’t cook
— Priscilla (@itsPKav) May 7, 2020
1. And then you use it as an excuse to never put anything away again.
I know how you think, men.
ME: *walks by to put anything away*
WIFE: [not even looking up from her phone] that doesn’t go there
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 22, 2020
See what I mean? Couldn’t you just read tweets like these all day? I know I could.
What’s your very best relationship advice for the newbies out there? Lay it on us in the comments!