We’ve all got ‘relationship goals’, but sometimes they are cringey AF.

The following clip was posted to Twitter, and, well, you’ll see…

Yeah, that’s right. This guys just summons his girlfriend with a quick little squeeze of his fingers.

Like you would summon, oh, I don’t know… a dog?

Yep.

Needless to say, the internet has taken no prisoners…

Because we can’t even…

Just thinking about how that relationship actually functions has us all like…

Omg, I can’t really take it anymore…

Some people did make fair points, tho…

But maybe some good came out of it…

I mean, somebody got a Dorito. So is it really THAT bad?

Let me consult our panel of internet judges really quick… okay… uh huh… gotcha.

Yeah, it really is THAT bad.

So now you know.