Twitter’s great – except for all the parts that aren’t.
Here’s a round up of some of the funny bits so you don’t have to wade through all the yelly drama.
You’re very welcome.
Enjoy!
10. Number 3 is me
Exciting perks of adulthood:
1. Busy! Busy all the time! What are you even doing? You don't know!
2. Very tired.
3. Some kinda stomach ache???
4. Definitely sad about something.
5. Bills! Bills all the time! What are you even paying for? You don't know!— Woke But Petty (@marcformarc) March 1, 2018
9. More than mildly sauced
Me waking up with a $48 Taco Bell receipt in my pocket pic.twitter.com/q1p1tz1N0M
— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) February 8, 2020
8. It’s w i d e
Living in the Midwest
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Favorite restaurant— Midwest vs Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 8, 2020
7. Repeat for maximum efficiency
When you kill a hangover by getting wasted again pic.twitter.com/ZjUMQxTPJD
— buzz (@Notabean_r) March 12, 2018
6. “Lay down”
new self care: talk to myself the way I talk to dogs.
ex:
-hi sweet girl
-want a treat?
-ur so chubby & cute
-need a nap?
-what a good girl— Mackenzi Lee (@themackenzilee) September 4, 2017
5. I know my stuff
Friend: I need some advice
Me with olives on all of my fingers: You’ve come to the right place
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) February 2, 2020
4. *reluctant applause*
billie eilish, carly rae jepsen, and miley cyrus should form a pop group called billie rae cyrus
— _________ (@RileyRedRose) February 16, 2020
3. Thanks for the shoutout, be sure to like and subscribe
why did teachers always put ur name on the board when u laughed or talked in class ?? lm*o free clout ??
— ? (@tdotwania) February 19, 2020
2. I have a great goosenality
this has genuinely f*cked me up i keep laughing pic.twitter.com/Ck4LmlxC8I
— imogen ? (@lmogendragons) February 10, 2020
1. When the only shadow you see is your own
If you’re sad today about not having a valentine, just remember that you didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day and it turned out just fine
— Ali Ingersoll (@Ali_IngNews) February 14, 2020
Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter? What are some of your favorite jokes from this roundup?
Let us know in the comments!