The Karens are out in force. Manager-seeking missiles with a great opportunity for you that’s totally not a pyramid scheme.
They can’t be stopped. But they can be joked about.
And Twitter is all about it lately.
10. Two can play at this game
Me: I’m sorry, we can’t charge you for a half steak just because you only ate half of your steak.
Karen: Yes you can, they’ve done it for me before.
Narrator: they never found her body.
— Honest Restaurant Manager (@phileagle_) January 24, 2020
9. Karen-fic is the best
If white characters were written the way white authors describe POC in novels:
Karen wrapped her mayonnaise-colored hands around the ceramic mug and lifted it to her nonexistent lips. Her Tide Pod-hued eyes narrowed when she realized she'd forgotten to ask for a manager.
— kai choyce (@kaichoyce) July 16, 2019
8. Role reversal
Met this girl tonight named Karen and I asked to speak to her supervisor
— jennifer (@jr0ss18) January 25, 2020
7. Size doesn’t matter
FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen’s 7 pound piece of sh^t devil worshipping chihuahua
— Rylee (@RyleeMoser) May 6, 2019
6. Absolutely brutal
me and this lil ol mexican lady were talking in spanish and this old white bit*h in a wheelchair said “we’re in america why dont you speak english” and the lil mexican lady told her “you have legs why dont you walk”
I nearly died. I gave her free coffee
— jey (@Jeyizzle) December 26, 2018
5. Bring a gluten-free snack
You could die, and some soccer mom named Karen will still ask you to RSVP for Kevin’s birthday party.
— TheUKArtist (@subscribe_pie) August 28, 2019
4. You’ve got an infestation
I just tried to kill a cockroach with Dove body spray, now it's name is Karen and she won't shut up about yoga
— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) December 23, 2019
3. One of the great mysteries
do babies named Karen even exist or do they just appear one day with 3 kids and wanna speak to the manager
— Sofia Mendoca (@sofiamendoca) October 13, 2017
2. “Please. Don’t.”
When the Karen haircut hits pic.twitter.com/B8bEN3ZjVg
— Fired by Julien (@AndddDink) January 30, 2020
1. Getting meta
[person named Karen]
*searches her name*
— Wizzy (@RadWizzy) April 21, 2019
What’s the most Karen thing you’ve ever seen?
Tell our manager all about it in the comments.
Okay, not our manager. Just your friends. 😉