Twitter’s great – except for all the parts that aren’t.
Here’s a round up of some of the funny bits so you don’t have to wade through all the yelly drama.
You’re very welcome.
Enjoy!
10. Number 3 is me
https://twitter.com/marcformarc/status/969205006044839936
9. More than mildly sauced
Me waking up with a $48 Taco Bell receipt in my pocket pic.twitter.com/q1p1tz1N0M
— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) February 8, 2020
8. It’s w i d e
Living in the Midwest
me
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📏 (45 min drive)
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Favorite restaurant— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 8, 2020
7. Repeat for maximum efficiency
When you kill a hangover by getting wasted again pic.twitter.com/ZjUMQxTPJD
— buzz (@Notabean_r) March 12, 2018
6. “Lay down”
https://twitter.com/themackenzilee/status/904509242346008576
5. I know my stuff
Friend: I need some advice
Me with olives on all of my fingers: You’ve come to the right place
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) February 2, 2020
4. *reluctant applause*
https://twitter.com/RileyRedRose/status/1229145733816889347
3. Thanks for the shoutout, be sure to like and subscribe
https://twitter.com/tdotwania/status/1230010213283049472
2. I have a great goosenality
https://twitter.com/lmogendragons/status/1226974035805908992
1. When the only shadow you see is your own
If you’re sad today about not having a valentine, just remember that you didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day and it turned out just fine
— Ali Ingersoll WRAL (@Ali_IngNews) February 14, 2020
Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter? What are some of your favorite jokes from this roundup?
Let us know in the comments!