We all have ways of dealing with boredom. We read, we exercise, we do puzzles, we watch TV. Or, in the case of one Calgary man, we pick pretend fights with strangers on our phones.

Now, we all know that it’s not hard to get into a fight on the internet. Basically say anything at all on a large enough forum and you’ll find a few people who want to squabble. But those fights are draining and lack spirit. Brad’s fights are something else entirely.

Brad has taken up the very VERY un-Canadian hobby of texting random numbers and asking them if they’ve like to have a text fight, based on absolutely nothing.

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The single greatest shirt and I’ve got nowhere to wear it! Maybe I’ll just go to Walmart and start clearing my throat around people. . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #boredcanadian #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe #canadafuckyeah #professionalas$hole #buffalobill

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That’s Brad in his element. He’s started an Instagram feed that contains a few selfies like this, but mostly it’s screenshots of his misadventures running his “fight club.” The results speak for themselves.

15. A poor excuse

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The first of a few, share it! . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe

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14. She was ready, bruh

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When they surprise you with gold! . #text #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #comedygold #sh^tisfunny #meme #memes

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13. Too soon?

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They weren’t up on current events . . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe.

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12. You’re so two thousand and late

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There’s always one . . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe

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13. Love thy neighbor as thyself

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He more than likely does . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #boredcanadian #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe #canadafuckyeah #professionalas$hole

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12. Wait, you’re still wiping?

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I WIN!!!! I will crush you ????(I f*cking suck at emojis) . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #boredcanadian #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe #canadafuckyeah #professionalas$hole #textfight

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11. Nailed it sight unseen

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This just made me laugh! Enjoy cool kids! . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #boredcanadian #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe #canadafuckyeah #professionalas$hole #textfight

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10. Oh, Karen

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Goddamn it Karen!!! . #text #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew

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9. Self-owns are rare and should be treasured

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This is why autocorrect can be awesome!! . #text #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew

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8. You’re so missing the point

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This made me wonder if type 2 diabetes is an imminent problem during this quarantine. . #text #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew

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7. The good life

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Dude throwing shade on my quarantine. d%ck ??? . . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes

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6. This guy’s just happy to be included

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Like a boss gentleman! . #text #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply

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5. This one’s brutal

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Don’t knock Cheerios until you’ve tried it, especially honey but! . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes

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4. I’m hot because I’m fly, you ain’t because you’re not

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That’s why Narcissus drown SMDH!! . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #boredcanadian #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe #canadafuckyeah #professionalas$hole #struggling

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1. Talk about friendly fire

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Gotta love my fellow Canadians! . #text #memesdaily #quarantine #comedy #hilarious #bored #boredaf #bugging #apple #dumb #dumbass #stupid #stupidfunny #humor #meme #memes #yyc #yycfunny #canadian #memes #laugh #calgary #quarantinefightclub #boarder #noboarders #pewpew #2ply #meme #memes #quarantinememe #canadafuckyeah

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It might not be the most productive way to pass the time, but it’s certainly novel, and when things get tedious, a little originality goes a long way. Follow Brad on @quarantine_fight_club for more.

Would you fight with Brad?

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