Couple Breaks up in the Middle of the Night, and Their Neighbor Live Tweets the Whole Thing

Couples break up all the time. The painful conversation can happen privately or out in public. Could be a dramatic exit complete with packed bags and the slamming of the door. Or over a terse dinner in a restaurant. Texting breakups and ghosting are possibly the worst ways of dumping or getting dumped.

And sometimes, breakups happen in the most horrible way, over the most cr*ppiest of reasons. Clear your mind and try to think of how such a breakup would play out. Then triple the humiliation. You would still fall short.

Fortunately, Trevor Valle was available to paint such a scenario in vivid detail for Twitter. He happened to be awake surfing YouTube late at night when he heard a high-pitched scream from a small window across the alley.

Dude dropped his phone in the toilet. Happens to the best of us.

So the phone is now swimming with p*op.

And now p*op AND puke.

The reason why he is fre*king out so becomes more clear. He is FaceTiming another woman while taking care of otherwise personal business. This is the point where I think most people start thinking THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME.

Apparently, p*oping was not the only personal business he was up to while FaceTiming another woman. He was also taking additional pleasures.

GF sounds like the only one who has had her own sh^t together in this relationship because she gets funny AF. She also leaves him to deal with his own stink, shame, bodily fluids and possibly his side-chick still on FaceTime floating in it all.

Valle then tweets a photo of just how close he was to the literal sh^t-show.

There are many, many, many lessons to be learned here about behavior, intimacy and how to treat others, but perhaps this Twitter user brings up another excellent point.

Who says you have to leave your computer to live a real life? Twitter brings it to you on a platter. Thanks, Internet.