Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is pretty gross, a lot of the time.

Partially because in the course of love, we end up doing weird and gross things for each other. And that’s beautiful, in its own way, I suppose, but at the same time it’s like…why are humans like this?

In any case, these anonymous comments on the things couples do for each other might just be the truest expression of love we’ve come across in a while.

10. The staph infection

Oh cool, I’m gonna go ahead and throw up now.

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9. The ingrown toenail

These stories just keep getting better and better.

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8. The butt

Why, what was the special occasion?

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7. The tampon

I mean at that point, what else are ya gonna do?

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6. The blackheads

I’m sure he…absolutely loves that.

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5. The wash

This is what happens when you play around with drugs, kids.

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4. The tube

Modern medicine is miraculous but also disgusting.

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3. The more blackheads

Why are people so into this stuff?

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2. The toilet paper

These are the moments when you know that you’re in it for real.

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1. The enema

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

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I’m not sure whether that fluttering in my stomach is butterflies or an indication that I’m about to bard. I guess only time will tell.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve done for your partner?

Tell us in the comments.

Thanks fam!