Is there anything better than a truly stupid joke?
Yeah, sometimes it’s great to turn your brain off… but that’s not what this post is about. No, today, we’re gonna laugh AND think.
So put your smarty pants on and let’s get cracking!
1. K F’n C
The colonel is about to serve up a large side of ultra violence.
2. Stone cold
I’m so incredibly angry right now.
3. Toe-tapping terraforming
Kenny G is going to be our greatest astronaut.
4. Plain and simple.
Seymour Skinner is just being honest about it.
5. I feel this one.
Cheese is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
6. You deserve this!
Time for a drink!
7. Somewhere in between.
I guess I still need a little help…
8. That’s what we all say inside when we buy produce.
It’s sad, but true.
“Wanna come home with me and die in the back of my fridge?” pic.twitter.com/MDKZojTLbH
— Janet Forklift (@janetforklift) May 28, 2020
9. Mixed emotions.
Stay away from me! I love you!
Life as an introvert:
– I love people
– People scare me
– Please invite me to your party
– I hate parties
— Samuel Dunsiger (@samdunsiger) February 25, 2019
10. The choice is yours.
So, what’ll it be?
Working out makes you look good naked. So does a bottle of wine.
— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) May 22, 2020
11. Auto-hilarious asphyxiation
This is how I want to go out.
12. Food food food food food food!
I think there’s something wrong with this dog.
13. The lighter side of the force
He’s gonna be picking that out of his suit for months.
14. Florida man to the rescue!
This new season of G.I. Joe is weird.
15. Jumping to conclusions
Crazy how nature do dat.
16. Man vs machine
This is beyond science.
17. False flag campaign
“I’m Mark Zuckerberg, and I never said this.” – Mark Zuckerberg
18. Please don’t wake up, please don’t wake up.
Dammit, I woke up all the way.
19. I see what you did there.
And I love it!
20. Wait until you see this disaster.
And it’s playing out in real-time!
21. Lock your doors.
There’s an insane person on the loose.
They say that listening to classical composers like Mozart makes you smarter. I wonder if scrolling through memes like this has the opposite effect? If so; totally worth it.
What’s your favorite stupid joke/meme?
Share the dumb in the comments.