I’m not sure how to tell you this, but we’re sticking glitter in our armpit hair now. Or at least, a bunch of people are. Maybe this will be the innovation that finally propels us into the Utopian future we’ve all been promised. Maybe it is a harbinger of the end of days. I’m not qualified to make such an interpretation, because literally my brain does not know how to process this.

And to be super clear, I’m not judging. You do literally whatever you want with your body. I’m certainly not one to dole out fashion advice. All I’m saying is that I…wasn’t prepared for this.

Enjoy these 15 examples of #GlitterPits, because you saw this title on the thumbnail and you clicked it and you really shouldn’t turn back now.

15. How to

Here’s a video displaying how it’s done.

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All you need are GLITTER PITS✨✨✨ @sophiehannahrichardson

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14. Fireworks

Ah yes, my regular weekend plans.

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???When it’s FRI-YAY and you can finally get our your #GlitterPits ??‍♀️✨

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13. Carnival

I’m not sure what the caption says but I’m hoping it’s an explanation for why the bouncy castle behind her has teeth.

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В Интернете набирает популярность движение, представительницы которого украшают подмышки декоративными блестками, а фотографии своих творений выкладывают в Instagram с хештегом #glitterpits. На смелый шаг девушки идут не ради забавы, а с определенной целью: выступить за равенство полов в обществе.

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12. Bio-sparkle

Lotta new vocabulary words here.

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Glitter pits!? ???? Love yourself, whether you're hairy or shaven!! ?Do whatever makes you feel comfortable ?Why not add abit of our bio-sparkle to jazz up our lady fuzz ?✌️? Glitter @jinxyjulz Model @heyhol__ Photographer @motchgotwodz – – – – – – #beautyblog #makeupartist #loveyourself #empoweredwomen #feministphotography #makeupartistsworldwide #bodyhair #beautyexpert #festival #festivalglitter #festivalmakeup #realwomen #freethenipple #filmphotography #filmsnotdead#glittermakeup #chunkyglitter #realgirls #bodyhair #bodypositive #feminism #biodegradable #festivalfashion #bioglitter #glitterpalace #glitterpits #realbeauty #biodegradableglitter #womenlove

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11. Hashtag hashtags

Again, don’t know what the caption says, but WOW that’s a lotta #.

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Ma #SansValentin ? AU POIL ? Aujourd'hui sur le blog (lien dans la description), je parle d'injonctions au corps et au couple ainsi que d'hétéro-normativité, de poils, de paillettes et d'AMOUR (de soi) —> bit.ly/1SqdoKY ?❤️ #BodyPositive #GlitterPits #Boobs #FreeTheNipple #SplitHair #RedHairBeware #PurpleHairDontCare #BodMod #Tattoos #Piercings #Septum #NoseRing #BleachedBrows #ValentinesDayIsBullshit #RadicalSELFLove #SelfCare #AppreciateMySize #BodyHair #HappyFattie #HairyFeminist #EffYourBeautyStandards #Féministe #Feminist #AltGirl #DoubleChinTeam #HatersGonnaHate #DésoPASDéso #NoFilter #Paris

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10. Pride and joy

I mustache you a few questions about this.

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everyday is pride ? feelin ? that we won’t celebrate in the same ways this year. but ever touched by the queersiliance that allows us to keep forming new modes of connection. LIKE @SNACKTHEATER which airs tonight at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/snack_theater hosted by @juliatregister ❗️ @angelicasundae & @mxraradarling have worked so hard on this. and I got to direct Rara’s piece! shows by @babylovebk @getjaxed @juniormintt @shanitabump @esthernewyork ? lets gather, together, ever gayer ☺️ ?: @mxraradarling ✨: @fluidebeauty

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9. Starter kit

You don’t have to go full-out immediately or anything.

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@tianinarocks flashes her sparkling fluff for the camera. Pit Crew diva for sure! ✨?✨#glitterpits #lapitcrew #pithairdontcare

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8. Uncertain

The look on your face speaks volumes.

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#glitterpits #underarmhairissexy

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7. Next big thing

This will probably take over soon.

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We here @bodyartistcompany are trend setters and @sulli.art has nailed the next big thing… glitter pits! #nassfestival #nass #henna #hennatattoo #jaguartattoo #facepaint #facepainting #glitter #biodegradableglitter #henna #hennatattoo #bodyartistcompany #bodyartists #glitterpits #classy

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6. Too sexy for you

Pretty in pink.

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#Fuckafilter. Go on and zoom into my pink af armpits 'cause they are also coated in glitter. ?? I may be a few years late to the party, but I bet it's still too sexy for you. I learned I have like NO body hair, I grew this out for three months!! TMI? Go fuck yourself.

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5. Party time

Gettin’ wild with water.

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Less then a month and we get to do it all again #glitterpits

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4. Hanging out

“I had hairy pits before it was cool.” – that cat, probably

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#glitterpits#selflove#hairypits#nobodyshame

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3. Bare

Hair isn’t a prerequisite for the glitter pits, if anyone was wondering.

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Glit pit? #glitter #glitpit #catears #style #fashion #altgirl #statement #glitterpits #vans #selfie #l4l

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2. I see

Now THIS is art.

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I see u ?????????????????????? . . #armpit #armpits #glitterpits #glitterarmpits #googlyeyes #googlyeyesoneverything #armpitselfie #armpithair #googlyeyesmakeeverythingbetter #googlyeyed

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1. All-inclusive

It’s not just for women!

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Check out these #glitter pits! #instagay #gaytx #gaysofatx #armpit #gaypits #glitterpits #gaylatino

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Welp. That is now a thing I have seen. Let no one say that I…haven’t looked at that.

What is your opinion on this trend? I need to know.

Share it in the comments.