I’m not sure how to tell you this, but we’re sticking glitter in our armpit hair now. Or at least, a bunch of people are. Maybe this will be the innovation that finally propels us into the Utopian future we’ve all been promised. Maybe it is a harbinger of the end of days. I’m not qualified to make such an interpretation, because literally my brain does not know how to process this.
And to be super clear, I’m not judging. You do literally whatever you want with your body. I’m certainly not one to dole out fashion advice. All I’m saying is that I…wasn’t prepared for this.
Enjoy these 15 examples of #GlitterPits, because you saw this title on the thumbnail and you clicked it and you really shouldn’t turn back now.
15. How to
Here’s a video displaying how it’s done.
14. Fireworks
Ah yes, my regular weekend plans.
13. Carnival
I’m not sure what the caption says but I’m hoping it’s an explanation for why the bouncy castle behind her has teeth.
12. Bio-sparkle
Lotta new vocabulary words here.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf80OUzFYpW/
11. Hashtag hashtags
Again, don’t know what the caption says, but WOW that’s a lotta #.
10. Pride and joy
I mustache you a few questions about this.
9. Starter kit
You don’t have to go full-out immediately or anything.
8. Uncertain
The look on your face speaks volumes.
7. Next big thing
This will probably take over soon.
6. Too sexy for you
Pretty in pink.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzh21SMDgx7/
5. Party time
Gettin’ wild with water.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs4reDSlANT/
4. Hanging out
“I had hairy pits before it was cool.” – that cat, probably
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoNNm60hIXl/
3. Bare
Hair isn’t a prerequisite for the glitter pits, if anyone was wondering.
2. I see
Now THIS is art.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl-o41bBuLZ/
1. All-inclusive
It’s not just for women!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B7UC84uht4G/
Welp. That is now a thing I have seen. Let no one say that I…haven’t looked at that.
What is your opinion on this trend? I need to know.
Share it in the comments.