It seems like there’s pretty much a warning label on anything you come across anymore – except for the one place where we probably need to see more warnings, and that’s on our fellow human people.
So it comes to no surprise that the fine folks over at reddit asked the following question…
For the good of those around you, consider these warning labels (courtesy of the people of Reddit) to apply to yourself if you fit one of the following descriptions:
1. Annoying.
Tolerable only in small doses.
– nomopyt
2. Attached.
Warning: becomes attached to people very easily.
– WirelessTrees
3. Defective.
As is. All sales final.
– danthemandaran
4. Lazy.
Caution: Hard to motivate.
Interests may change randomly, mental stability not guaranteed.
– DrWillz
5. Drunk.
Do not mix with alcohol.
– goat_on_a_float
6. Narcoleptic.
Short Battery life but charges quickly (I’m narcoleptic lol)
– sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl
7. A bunch of people.
Identity disorder
It may say something like:
“Buy one, get one free”
– Burrito-8
8. Farty.
Warning. May contain gas.
– BeefGravy-on-Chicken
9. Fiery.
Caution: Explosive material. Authorised personnel only
– OverDepreciated
10. Retentive.
I’ll remember everything you’ve said and it’ll be awkward when i bring it up in a few years as if it’s nothing.
– DarthMurdok
11. Awkward.
Warning. Believes it is funny. Is not. May give off jokes at inappropriate times. Do not leave unattended at social gatherings.
– TannedCroissant
12. I’m a lot.
Do not remove from container without good reason. Contents of this package are surprisingly enjoyable but wears out easily with overuse.
Liable to expire at any time, no refund available.
Store with cats for best results.
– BlackoutXForever
13. Apologetic.
Warning: I’m sorry for apologizing so much.
– DylThaGamer_
14. Caring.
Caution: gives a sh*t.
– boyvsfood2
15. A niche expert.
Warning: may tell you disturbing facts about animal genitalia.
– Frantastic79
16. Lame.
Object appears cooler than it actually is
– Mycellanious
17. Introverted.
If you can read this you are too close
But in really big letters
– Redland_Station
18. Poorly endowed.
Warning: choking hazard. Small parts.
– SnooBunnies9328
19. Falling apart.
Some assembly required
– epz
20. Hungry.
Approach with snacks
– humaneclair
21. Poisonous.
Do not eat.
– ruico
22. Endowed.
Contains nuts
– Grrreeen
23. Awkward.
extremely awkward, handle with care
– iliketobecalledRain
24. A lost cause.
Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.
– ShyOstrich
25. Anxious.
Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.
– cohibatbcs
26. Loud.
“He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”
– Drumlin
27. Impulsive.
Poor Impulse Control
– DTNSFN1
28. Old.
For best results, please use before expiration date.
– VictorBlimpmuscle
29. Dumb.
Warning: Extremely stupid, flammable.
– CanadaMoose5
30. Uncertain.
Likes to talk, just doesn’t know how to start a conversation.
– Dreamer2498
31. Canine-inclined.
Likes dogs more than humans
– uddane
32. Distracted.
Caution: this person can’t focus on one topic and in one sentence there will be at least 5 topic changes
– mooqley
33. Uncensored.
Warning: Filter gone
– Shimmybaby84
34. Attentive.
Warning: cannot think of anything to add to a conversation but still enjoys listening.
– grumpy_mama_86b
35. Profane.
Speaks mostly in profanity
– Gonzostewie
36. Touchy.
Will spank you once I get comfortable around you.
– Awkward_dounut
37. No touchy.
“Low self esteem, do not touch”
– girlsplzpmyournudes
38. Bipolar.
Occasionally depressed or hyper .
– throwaway171f
39. Forgetful.
Low storage space. Information may not be saved correctly.
– Xero125
40. Mean.
Beware: Certified *sshole
– Mark_Twayne
41. Quiet.
If muttering is heard please ignore, voice setting is on low.
– Phrutekhake
42. Thirsty.
Warning : Full of lust.
– SnooMaschinne
43. Talkative.
Warning: May talk for hours at a time, nonstop
– Henry-The-Nobody
44. Ugly.
I did come with one…my face says it all.
– fuwhyckin
45. A literal Gremlin.
Avoid direct sunlight and don’t feed after midnight
– GingerNinja793
I could probably do with a few of those.
What would your warning label say?
Tell us in the comments.