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20 Texts from Guys Trying to Get Laid…and Failing Miserably

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Straight Boy Texts is a hilarious Twitter account that compiles text messages from straight dudes trying to get laid.

And they are comedy gold.

1. Ha!

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2. Uprising

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3. Nice try

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4. Very clever

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5. An accident

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6. Marriage material

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7. Hexted

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8. Don’t trip

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9. No she doesn’t

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10. Good one

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11. Ugh

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12. Changing speeds

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13. That escalated quickly

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14. Might have an anger problem

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15. A true poet

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16. Duck sounds good

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17. Psycho?

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18. Actually funny

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19. Feminist lecture

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20. Wow. Classy guy.

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Get it together, guys.

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