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I’m just some dude – not much of an interior decorator. It’s simply not a skill set I’ve got, plus I’ve never had much of a budget to work with. But when things in that realm get bad enough, even I can tell.

Instagram user Dina Holland runs an account called “pleasehatethesethings” under the handle @honeyandfitz. Over a quarter million people follow to see her hundreds of posts on “absurd, ugly & just plain stupid things in home design.” It’s truly a masterpiece you can get lost in for hours, but here are 15 of my favorite examples.

15. Monkey business

I feel like an Indiana Jones villain is going to pop out and kill me if I get in this tub.

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Calgon, take me far far away from here.

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14. Taxi-derpy

Ah yes, no kitchen is complete without an undead Bobcat watching over my mac & cheese.

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Cute kitchen Carol but we all know you killed him.

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13. Take the red pill

I just found out my eyes can scream, so that’s fun.

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I stubbed my toe just looking at this.

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12. The double deuce

There is such a thing as too much intimacy.

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No one is this in love.

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11. Too bad, toe bed

Are those like, decoy feet for the monsters?

10. Going down

No thanks, I’ll just hold it for the rest of my life.

9. Mild tub

For the couples that want very little to do with each other.

8. Black & yellow, black & yellow

There’s gold in them thar everything.

7. Throwing shade

Yanno, my office could use a dash of sexual nightmare, come to think of it.

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What about psychotherapy? Is psychotherapy included?

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6. Just need to vent

I’m not even mad about this one, I find it weirdly adorable.

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Custom AF.

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5. Wipe ’em out

There are at least three things wrong with this picture.

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Had more than one in the chamber I guess?

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4. Loud and proud

I mean look, you do you, but…no thank you.

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Takes 1 decorative painting class at Michaels.

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3. Notch in the bedpost

This is 100% in a cult compound somewhere.

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You better deliver.

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2. A sinking feeling

It’s good to have a creative outlet.

1.Waterbed

The second most intimidating meaning of “sleeping with the fishes.”

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First of all. No.

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I still don’t feel like I know a lot more about what to do with interior design, but maybe I know a little bit more about what not to do? That’s gotta be worth something, right?

What’s the worst design choice you’ve ever seen?

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