Is there anybody that oozes “cool sophistication” more than Jeff Goldblum? He just looks like he knows WAY more than any of us about every topic on the planet.

And, apparently, his film roles also works at zodiac moods.

Because of course they do.

Listen up moon children, and get with the Goldblum Zodiac!

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Aries: March 21 – April 19

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

Leo: July 23 – August 22

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

Libra: September 23 – October 22

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

There’s really nothing left to say besides, “You’re welcome.”