Jimmy Fallon loves to ask people for input on Twitter – he asks random questions, creates hashtags to go along with them, and then lets humanity do his job of making humorous television content for him.
This time, he wanted people to fess up to the coldest insult they ever received, and these 14 people definitely won – or lost, depending on how you look at it.
14. Tell me how you really feel.
My mother once told me she thought three kids was the perfect number. I'm her fourth. #ThatWasCold
— Sarah Mikolich (@sarah_h_miko) November 12, 2019
13. Honesty. Yikes.
I would chose not to listen to them anymore.
— Corinne ☘ (@Corinnee96) November 12, 2019
15. Oh man, that’s hilarious.
All others PALE in comparison. Hehehe.
I have pale skin. An Uber driver was trying to find me in a crowd, called me and asked "Is that you in the white leggings?". I wasn't wearing leggings, it was just my legs.
— lcapes (@lcapes26) November 12, 2019
11. That’s one special DMV worker.
At least she’s honest, right?
At the dmv getting my new license pic taken. Dmv lady looked at it for a few seconds and said “awwww, sweetie do you want to try again”. #thatwascold
— Natalie (@NatalieSchuyler) November 12, 2019
10. I remember when I thought 35 was old. Sigh.
Now I think it’s young. So yeah…
Had lunch and went to pay. Realized they charged me too little. Oh you get the senior discount said the 19 year old waitress. I was 35 years old. #ThatWasCold
— Stephen Poirier (@Stephenpoirier1) November 12, 2019
9. You can always count on Dad.
… to come with the sick, sick burns.
We found out my wife was pregnant,
I said to my Dad: "I can't wait to teach them everything I know."
He replied: "What are you gonna do when that 10 mins is up?" #ThatWasCold
— Mouthy Canadian (@ShawnMoffitt) November 12, 2019
8. I guess they’ll just starve until Dad gets home.
Something tells me that they’ll be good with pizza.
My husband, the cook, went out of town, and I asked the children what they wanted me to make for dinner. They said they didn’t need to eat. #ThatWasCold
— Who Said You Can? (@WhoSaidYouCan) November 13, 2019
7. It’s clearly a fantasy.
But you know what they say about dreams? I don’t, I was asking.
My brother wrote a book about our childhood and killed me off in the first chapter #ThatWasCold
— Alcohollyn (@HollynHeron) November 12, 2019
6. Mom with the slam dunk!
The Christmas curse!
Mom: Be good or Santa will bring you coal for Christmas.
4 year-old me: What does Santa bring bad mommies and daddies?
Mom: Well last time I got you.
I was born on Christmas Eve… #ThatWasCold
— Kaarin Hoogstraten (@KLHoogs24) November 12, 2019
5. You’ll understand some day, kid.
Your heart will be just as frozen as mine!
Was grocery shopping with my 8 year old and decided to buy a bunch of frozen meals for the week – my daughter looked in the cart and then said under her breath “someone’s given up” ? #ThatWasCold
— Kelly Lauren (@kelbel081) November 12, 2019
4. Touche, young Skywalker.
Enjoy that attitude as well, kid!
My son refused to mess up his hair by wearing a hat on a cold day. He looked at my receding hairline and said, “I’m going to enjoy it while I still have it”. #ThatWasCold
— Travis Deur (@tdeur7) November 12, 2019
3. Maybe they didn’t mean it like it sounded?
But… they probably did.
Someone once told me “Your sister is so pretty, you look nothing alike!” #ThatWasCold
— Amanda (@amanda_wejner) November 12, 2019
2. Must be why that was such a fun party.
I’m such a party pooper anyway.
Walking home from the school bus, my friend tried reminiscing with me about a fun party. Then he said “oh wait… we didn’t invite you.”#ThatWasCold
— Mike (@36mtaylorTaylor) November 12, 2019
1. I guess you can just play by yourself then.
Loneliness: the only game you can play by yourself.
Once while playing “castle” with a three year old they told me I couldn’t be a princess because princesses are pretty #ThatWasCold
— hal (@oopsitshalle) November 12, 2019
Man, these ARE cold! For once, I’m glad I didn’t get Twitter famous!
Do you have anything to add? Could you beat any of these people? I certainly hope not, for your sake!
Still… let us know in the comments!