The world is basically on fire (literally and figuratively), your kids are probably wrecking the house or learning how to drive or something, your house is a mess and your boss wants something done ASAP even though he’s on his third vacation of the summer.
Basically, you need these 10 tweets and, as a bonus, time to breathe and read through them.
You’re welcome.
10. You know she would.
If she had opposable thumbs.
I just found out that my husband fills the dog's water dish not from the tap, but from the fridge's water purifier feature.
"She'd do the same for me", he said.
— Samantha Joel (@datingdecisions) May 7, 2019
9. I want to live on this side of that fence.
So I can see this smiling face!
Our neighbor added a spot in his fence so his dog can say hi to us and this is what my pictures will consist of from now on. pic.twitter.com/lJKb0xaHDi
— Julie Weatherbee (@juliewbee) August 26, 2019
8. Proof positive that being drunk isn’t an excuse for anything.
This guy is the bestest guy!
So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭
— Jess (@Jessicaadxx) August 31, 2019
7. I don’t know this person but I still fist-pumped and teared up.
And, btw, f**k cancer!
I don’t mean to brag or anything…. BUT YA BOY JUST FUCKING BEAT STAGE 4 CANCER TODAY! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! 😈
— Omar (@Omar_Attia12) August 30, 2019
6. My heart just grew three sizes.
Chili’s… you’re doing social media right!
Here is that super important documentation we were talking about from very important people here at Chili's. #ChilisLove pic.twitter.com/vOFv4IUrDA
— Chili's Grill & Bar (@Chilis) June 13, 2018
5. YOU GUYS I’M CRYING.
Awwww…. I’ve never seen this before!
https://twitter.com/TrashQuavo/status/978279143602352130?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fpablovaldivia%2Fwholesome-pure-tweets
4. We really can clean up the earth if we get started!
We just need people, time and patience.
It took 96 weeks and thousands of volunteers to clean up Versova Beach in Mumbai, India. The payoff? Hundreds of thousands of seaturtles hatching this week. First time in decades. Anything can be cleaned! pic.twitter.com/Zc1iAGO4zo
— Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) August 30, 2019
3. I think about this little girl every time I’m facing an uphill battle.
Just 4 things? Pffft. Easy.
My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
— Jen Dziura (@jendziura) February 15, 2018
2. Well that’s an adorable argument if I’ve ever heard one.
You might even be able to stretch that to 20 seconds.
best advice from my dad: "you believed in Santa for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 10 seconds"
— lex (@aexley27) July 6, 2017
1. Dads really are the best.
And dads who give you mango? Those are REALLY great.
MY DAD MAILED ME A TUPPERWARE OF MANGO THAT HE HAD CUT FOR ME IN AN ICEBOX BC I FORGOT THEM WHEN I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL HAHAH DAD OF THE YEAR pic.twitter.com/jXHTTYJ2Ya
— 李祉欣 (@ce_silly_a) September 13, 2017
Feeling better, and ready to tackle the world? I know I am!
What is your favorite way to relax and de-stress? Did these tweets do it for you? Are you wanting to go out and conquer the world now?
Let us know in the comments!