By now, you probably know that Keanu Reeves is a perfect angel from heaven and those of us muddling around here on Earth really don’t deserve him.
A fact that he proves every single day, without exception.
Lol Keanu ain’t taking no chances. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/nnfIOZKbT1
— K.A.L (@Lind_Sayss) June 9, 2019
The day someone realized that Keanu never, ever takes the opportunity to grope female fans or colleagues was no exception, though the photographic proof did, of course, make us all swoon once again.
Because he was hover hands.
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Even with scantily-clad ladies.
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Even with Dolly Parton.
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Even though, let’s be honest, there are plenty of ladies who wouldn’t mind a handsy hug.
https://twitter.com/dankidushi/status/1137721529431539714?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1137721529431539714&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fkeanu-respects-the-ladies%2F
But Keanu is a damn hero to us all…
https://twitter.com/cameron_kasky/status/1137857797767360512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1137857797767360512&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fkeanu-respects-the-ladies%2F
Some tried to point out that he could just be covering his own ass, but I’m not buying it – he’s just too perfect to have to worry about such mundane things!
He's trying not to catch a sexual assault charge since even a hug can get you to that point these days.
— ♣️Toni ☦️🇹🇹 (@Toni_A_C) June 9, 2019
Keep it up, Keanu – because I’m pretty sure that if your rep falters, the entire internet will come crashing down around us in fire-y flames of death.
Just a thought… perhaps Keanu recognized that not one of these women gave him their consent to touch him and I don’t know, he respected their bodily autonomy. Keanu showing everyone how to be respectful might be a potential takeaway as well. This is just a thought though.
— Dave is Pro Abortion and Pro Mask (@davemeninges) June 10, 2019
Preach!