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12 Memes For People Who Are Childless And Happy — You Have Plenty Of Money, Silence And Time

Wait… does that title sound like I prefer being childless to having children?

Well, I wouldn’t know because I’ve never had a child… but if I did I’m pretty sure that I would NOT want to have any more children. Don’t worry future child of mine… I’ll want you… sometimes.

These 12 memes will make some of you feel better and some of you just laugh.

Hopefully nobody feels worse. That would be sad.

1. Is this where they belong? With all their germs and such?

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2. Oh… what’s that like?

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3. Yes. I have a child. Meet Snickers.

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4. OMG… breeders are the worst…

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5. Yo gonna die, bish!

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6. Yeah, that’s how it works, unfortunately…

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7. Hey! That’s how I felt too!

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8. She also does A LOT of drugs.

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9. Oh… it feels so nice…

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10. What’s that like?

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11. Same.

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12. All it takes is a minute!

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OMG… I just realized why I don’t want to have kids! Because I’m happy right now and I never want to be sad.

Isn’t that enough reason? Isn’t it?!?!?!

Okay, enough of that. We don’t hate kids… we just don’t like them at all.

Let us know how you feel in the comments!

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