What exactly is the best thing to say someone after you’re done doing that dance between the sheets?

I’m talking about sex, people…try to keep up.

Do you take a funny angle? Or maybe you try to be serious? Or perhaps you say something clever in a robot voice?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Maybe don’t do this again?

“Once I said “good game” and shook my girlfriends hand.

She will not forget about it.”

2. A happy ending.

“I always say I love you.

Mostly they run out the door until one day someone said it back now we are married.”

3. Hey, thanks a lot!

“Maybe I missed it but does no one else say thank you?

My boyfriend and I say that after…then like, a few more times recanting it throughout the day.”

4. Feather in your cap.

“Something a former girlfriend said after a really
good evening:

“You really know what to do with a naked woman.”

Over twenty years on and I still feel great about her
saying that.”

5. Now it’s time for the report.

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the service provided these last 2 minutes?”

6. Pretty funny.

“Thank you for your cervix.”

7. Just being honest.

“I always tell my gf “thanks for bangin me” cause ya kno…she doesn’t have to, and surely has better options.”

8. Listen up.

“If you’re serious about the person, “I love you” If you’re not serious about the person don’t have s^x but if you do “that was great”.”

9. Make them feel good.

“You’re beautiful/handsome”

Usually because sweat and smells might make them self-conscious.”

10. Probably a good idea.

“Let’s go pee and shower.”

11. They’ll love you forever.

“Say nothing.

Just 2 claps and a Ric Flair “Woooooo”.”

12. Honesty is the best policy.

““That was awesome,” and talk about what you liked most and how it made you feel.”

13. Don’t say a word.

“Say nothing. But exchange a hearty fist bump.”

14. Round Two?

“You should say (in a friendly voice) ‘let’s do this again soon!'”

15. Nice and classy.

“Thank you sir, may I have another?”

16. Time to sleep.

“I love you, now lets go to sleep.

Please stay naked.”

17. I bet that terrified you.

“First time with my girlfriend, she turned around, looked me in the eyes, and said “see you in 9 months.””

18. A real jokester.

“My boyfriend of 3 years likes to say stuff like –

“Oh you’re staying the night?”


“Okay thanks, I’ll call you an Uber now”

Makes me laugh every time.”

19. Your secret is safe.

“Had s^x with a friend of mine who I’d known for about two years. We high fived and simultaneously said ‘nice one team’.

This was about 6 months ago and we don’t really talk anymore but anytime we see each other there’s a high five and a wink.”

20. Sounds like a used car salesman.

“Wow, that was great, talk about a connection.

Am I alone in my praise; do you share my assessment?”

Well, I learned a lot today.

How about you?

If you’re up for it, please tell us in the comments what you typically say after you’re done doing the deed.

We want to hear from you…and we need some tips…