Looking for an effective form of birth control that doesn’t cost a penny? Look no further than these tweets breaking down the math of parenting! They’re funny, educational, and 100% true.
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @OneFunnyMummy
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @yenniwhite
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @JimGaffigan
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @bluebonetbabies
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @lunchboxdad
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @DadandBuried
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @DadsTake
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @MotherPlaylist
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @copymama
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @fluffysuse
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @mommy_cusses
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @yenniwhite
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @steveolivas
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @copymama
Of course, this list doesn’t account for the huge percentage of wonderful, loving memories that you make along the way. Just, you know, the other things.