Every introvert understands the struggle is real. Problem is, we don’t wanna talk to you about it. So. INSTEAD WE SHALL DRINK AT HOME AND READ TWEETS ABOUT… 1. Avoiding you Photo Credit: Twitter 2. Clinging to you Photo Credit: Twitter 3. Sparing you Photo Credit: Twitter 4. Hiding from you Photo Credit: Twitter 5. Remembering...
We’ve all heard our share of terrible ex-boyfriend stories. But one Twitter user shared a story that is uniquely horrifying: her boyfriend stole the credit for homemade tiramisu that she’d made. Jessica Blankenship explained that she’d spent 12 hours making the tiramisu. Her ex took her photo of the cake and sent it to other...
Look, there are plenty of differences between you and, say, Kristen Bell. Or Serena Williams. Or any other celebrity whose shopping receipts probably resemble your bank account balance. However, if you’re a parent, then you definitely have something in common with these celebs. There are certain experiences that ALL parents can relate to,...
Unsolicited d%ck pics are NOT cool. And thanks to the extremely clever devils at the emoji factory , the anti-dick pic brigade will soon have a brand new emoji weapon at their disposal. The Unicode Consortium announced that 230 new emojis will be released this year. The new emojis include a lot more diversity, more animals and foods and tools,...
I’ve been on this planet a few decades, so I’d like to share with all of you the philosophy I’ve come to adopt in my later, wiser years. An ‘inner mantra’, if you will. It goes like this: AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS...
Yachts, Rolexes, tissues made of money. We’ve experienced it all, right? Nope. Not unless you are filthy rich and diving into a money chamber like Scrooge McDuck or you spend Daddy’s money like Richie Rich. Either way, here’s a glimpse into the life of rich kids through Snapchat. Oh to have this life. Kind of… 10. First...
Why do our beloved pets love to lie to us so much? Twitter user David Fucillo spotted a cat standing outside a cafe during a trip to New Orleans. The cat looked despondent and lost, like he probably needed to be let into that cafe. See? Photo Credit: Twitter “A woman was working inside so we knocked and pointed to the cat, asking if she...
Let’s face it: life doesn’t always turn out according to plan . Anyone who’s spent time on the internet knows all about the “Expectation vs. Reality” memes, because they are so instantly relatable. Twitter user Mai Tai recently had her own version Expectation vs. Reality experience when her nail job didn’t quite...
Who hasn’t been tired? If you said “me” you are a god d*mned robot. How can you not ever get tired? Liar. For the rest of us non-liars, we can certainly get slap happy when we need our ZZZs, and sometimes we end up doing some hilariously embarrassing. So today we’re bringing you 19 people who did the same so we can laugh...
Remember when you used to get stiffies out of nowhere? Boy, those were the days. Well, they still are the days sometimes, but not nearly as much anymore. Don’t look at me that way! But yeah, sometimes things could get SUPER awkward. Because when your erector set raises up out of nowhere, it might not be in the most opportune of places. This...