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Sex is pretty much the pinnacle of awesomeness for most people – the good kind, anyway – so it can be hard to believe that there could be so many things that compare.
These people came up with some great ones, though, and I bet if you think about it, you can come up with a dozen things that make you feel pretty darn amazing, too.
13. You just give yourself a smug little smile.
sure sex is great but have you ever known someone was a super shitty person and never trusted them only for everyone else to realize later
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) August 20, 2019
12. Someone who isn’t your spouse, for the double bonus.
sure sex is great but have you ever said “a mistake on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine” directly to someone
— Caroline Reilly (@ms_creilly) September 8, 2019
11. This is a rare gift from the gods.
Sure sex is great but have you ever accidentally taken a photo of yourself & it looks GREAT. pic.twitter.com/DiDwovmHX3
— Heather Clancy (@HeatherisHungry) October 16, 2019
10. Maybe this will happen to me one day and I imagine it will be explosive.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected
— zach (@Zachidc) December 30, 2018
9. It’s true that nothing really feels as good as freedom.
Sure sex is great but have you ever unfollowed someone who you had a crush on that never liked you back?
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 2, 2019
8. You are the chosen one and it feels pretty darn good.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever been at a Costco in a massive line for the register and a Costco employee gently puts his hand on your cart and gestures to a new cash register he’s opening and says, “I can take you over here.”
— David Chen (@davechensky) October 12, 2019
7. And you didn’t realize why you had no stress and so much time all day!
Sex is great but have you ever got to 5pm before realising you forgot to open Slack?
— I Am Devloper – Vote for Pedro (@iamdevloper) September 3, 2019
6. You never say no to the extra nugget from the heavens.
Sex is great but have you ever opened a 10pc Chicken nugget combo and discovered that the worker blessed you with an extra nugget.
— Honey 69 (@MissHoneyStress) October 16, 2019
5. Okay, but why not just turn on your tunes?
Yeah sex is great…
…but have you ever worn your AirPods with no music playing to avoid talking to people and it worked?
— Spinninnanight (@kidnoble) October 1, 2019
4. Being a good human has its rewards.
Sure, sex is great, but what about when you let a bus pull out at a bus stop and the driver opens his little window and gives you a big thumbs-up
— Damon Green (@damongreenITV) June 5, 2019
3. Seriously, what a rush.
Sure sex is great but have you ever said “no” to a customer?
— Angry Barman (@angry_barman) September 7, 2019
2. Even better when it’s been years.
Sex is great, but have you ever handed in your notice to a job that has shattered your mental health for months?
— Jonny (@Jonnyishh) July 19, 2019
1. It’s a different kind of thrill.
Sex is great but have you ever ordered clothes online and every single piece fits right ?
— Tellie (@Chaantellie) October 7, 2019
Just reading through these gives me a pleasant shudder!
Share with us the things that make you feel super duper awesome (in public!).