Sex is pretty much the pinnacle of awesomeness for most people – the good kind, anyway – so it can be hard to believe that there could be so many things that compare.
These people came up with some great ones, though, and I bet if you think about it, you can come up with a dozen things that make you feel pretty darn amazing, too.
Someone who isn’t your spouse, for the double bonus.
I actually love saying this to… nobody. I’ve never said that.
sure sex is great but have you ever said “a mistake on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine” directly to someone
— Caroline Reilly (@ms_creilly) September 8, 2019
This is a rare gift from the gods.
I never have, and I probably never will. That’s okay.
Sure sex is great but have you ever accidentally taken a photo of yourself & it looks GREAT. pic.twitter.com/DiDwovmHX3
— Heather (@HeatherisHungry) October 16, 2019
Maybe this will happen to me one day and I imagine it will be explosive.
I mean, this has happened to me a few times… and it feels great.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected
— zach (@Zachfyi) December 30, 2018
And you didn’t realize why you had no stress and so much time all day!
I am thankfully not on Slack and never want to be.
Sex is great but have you ever got to 5pm before realising you forgot to open Slack?
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) September 3, 2019
Okay, but why not just turn on your tunes?
I mean, sometimes you don’t want any noise in your head? I guess?
Yeah sex is great…
…but have you ever worn your AirPods with no music playing to avoid talking to people and it worked?
— reggie (@kidnoble) October 1, 2019
Being a good human has its rewards.
Does it feel better than s*x? Hmmmmm…. maybe….
Sure, sex is great, but what about when you let a bus pull out at a bus stop and the driver opens his little window and gives you a big thumbs-up
— Damon Green (@damongreenITV) June 5, 2019
Seriously, what a rush.
YES! And it actually feels awesome.
Sure sex is great but have you ever said “no” to a customer?
— Angry Barman (@angry_barman) September 7, 2019
Even better when it’s been years.
The feeling you can feel in your manager’s eyes is everything. Truly.
Sex is great, but have you ever handed in your notice to a job that has shattered your mental health for months?
— Jonny says Join a Union (@Jonnyishh) July 19, 2019
Just reading through these gives me a pleasant shudder!
Ahhh… I just came down with something wonderful. 😉
Share with us the things that make you feel super duper awesome (in public!).