To quote The Ugly One from the immortal Teen Girl Squad, “I have a crush on every boy.”
But what happens when none of those crushes crush back?
Here are some true tales of getting over that crush, courtesy of Reddit.
1. “The idea of her.”
Well, for me, I kept telling myself that I did not fall in love with her, but with the idea of her.
I had always imagined a future with her… I wouldn’t bore you with the details, but yeah in those imaginations she seemed to be so excited about my presence, I mean she was in real life too (she’s a pretty good friend of mine), but in those dreams, a little more, I guess?
But anyway the fabricated and real girl were almost pole opposites in nature. So I kept telling myself for three years that the girl I actually had a crush on never existed. I liked the girl in my imagination, and there, she liked me back too; it wasn’t the case with the real one.
So that’s what helped me move on from her.
She’s still my friend, maybe we’re not as close as we were before, maybe it’s for the best. I still sometimes get slight feelings for her, but I’m sure it will wear out with time.
2. “The last time we talked.”
The fact that I just stopped initiating the conversation and that was the last time we talked.
A lot of time.
A lot of crying and a lot of time spent on my own.
4. “Found a woman.”
Found a woman who was interested in me.
It’s so much better when the feelings are mutual.
5. “The realization.”
The realization that I would probably feel lonely in a relationship with him.
6. “Deal breaker.”
He tried to stab his mom.
That was kind of a deal breaker.
7. “A lack of ambition.”
Realizing she had a lack of ambition with her life, and that I was a lot more invested into maintaining the relationship than she was.
Something I always try to remember going forward is that you have to separate what the relationship used to be/what it could be vs. what it actually is.
Some things you just can’t change or work out.
8. “I then found out…”
My grandma ran into his dad at my open house and I then found out that we are cousins
9. “My realization.”
My realization of how I was an absolute stalker on his social media
10. “Crushes can make you stupid.”
I should have known it wasn’t going to turn out well when we started making out while her boyfriend was in the bathroom.
An obvious red flag now, but just the coolest, most slow motion movie scene at the time.
Crushes can make you stupid.
11. “Complete 180.”
My feelings didn’t change when she was interested in other guys…until she actively tried to date a married guy.
COMPLETE 180 for me on that one in mere seconds. 2 year-long mega crush gone.
12. “I dump the crush.”
Imagining hypothetical situations for so long that I discovered the situation where we actually go out but then I dump the crush
13. “Became his friend.”
Became his friend.
Turns out, he is not my type AT ALL. I only liked the idea of him.
The mystery of not knowing him was what made him attractive.
14. “She said ‘no.'”
When I finally told her how I felt and was rejected, I asked her if she ever thought about the possibility of us together. She said “No.” It was as if I could feel my brain rewiring right there in the moment, because I realized I wasted so many years pining over someone who never once considered me in the same way.
Who knows what opportunities I missed because I was so fixated on her? Thankfully I got out of my head in my early 20’s before it impeded anymore growth on my part.
15. “Too similar.”
Our interests were too similar.
I liked girls, so did she.
16. Across the quad
One day I saw her across the quad. I waved and she stopped walking and just stood there. I walked towards her and realised that she wasn’t walking towards me.
Then I realised she’d never walked towards me, never sought me out, never put effort into our friendship, let alone anything else our relationship might develop into.
It took a bit to process, but that was the moment that helped me break free.
17. Dodged a bullet
So I got into this girl in middle school. I’ve had a mad crush on her for five, long f**king years. The reason why I didn’t confess was that I was the rejected kid, zero friends and a weirdo and she on the other hand was popular, smart and intelligent. So I always admired her from the sidelines, under the radar and she was completely unknown of my existence.
In High school I made a few friends, who told me to stop being a wimp and confess. So I walked up to her one day in recess and confessed. She made a disgusted face and said that no way in hell she’d be with me and she was in a relationship anyways. I walked away disappointed in myself and feeling real down.
Then a few minutes later her boyfriend came up to me, he said that he was listening from a distance and said he had chewed her out for her reaction. I know that I shouldn’t have taken her seriously but I actually felt low for a month. This guy approached me every day, asked how I was doing. Later on we made best friends. Later on the girl dumped him and he told me all that was wrong about her and how she was a complete jerk and I had dodged a bullet.
This guy helped me a lot in recovering from that blow and he’s the reason why I’m actually making more friends
18. Just processing
He rejected me and I sat up all night crying and eventually realized that the last 4 years I’d had a crush on him I had pretty much just looked at all the positive interactions and filled in the rest of the time by projecting a personality onto him
19. Fish in the sea
There is always a bigger crush
20. Keep your distance
I used to see him everyday at work and hang out after work. Then I got a new job, we didn’t catch up after work so much. And the crush fell away.
Also everyone at work used to joke about us being a couple and how he was in love with me. I wonder if I leaned in to that thinking? And built the crush? Like would I have thought about him in “that way” if no one had put the idea in my head he was obviously in love with me?
21. Pretty straightforward
I asked her out. She said no. Ended up becoming friends.
Still don’t recall how or when exactly i got over her, i guess hanging out with her over the years made me realize that being friends is better than being together.
She’s a wonderful friend, though she still made fun of me for asking her out that time.
22. Get it out of the way
Telling her how I feel. Not in a “be my girlfriend” sense more in a “this thing is bothering me and I need to talk about it” way.
I was 99.9% sure she only saw me as a friend. Turns out……. I was absolutely right.
Things got weird between us for about half a week. She is still my best friend but after confessing, the romantic feelings for her quickly faded away.
It feels better this way.
23. Accept it
You have to accept it. Don’t obsess over them, but don’t push the thought of them away so much that you can’t process it. Allow yourself to come to terms with it, accept it for whatever it is, and realize what you need to do to move forward.
Everyone is different and every situation is different, but I believe the first step is acknowledgement and acceptance.
She had a shrine to a certain Austrian art school reject, pretty big deal breaker.
Nothing. Not completely.
I still think about her sometimes, 25 years later.
26. The farewell letter
I think some time during our teen and early 20s the feelings were mutual, but timing was always off. So, I wrote him a Farewell letter, apologising for growing apart and told him I’ll always love him. Wished him the best and left it at that.
I don’t know if he ever received the message, but it gave me the necessary closure to move on with my life, and remember us during the happier times we had.
27. Total turn-off
Seeing them make awful life choices that stressed their partner out and realizing if I had made a move years ago I would be the one picking up the pieces.
28. Careful what you wish for
Couldn’t believe my luck when I found Kim some 25 years later, still single, and still quite pretty. Took her out to a nice Italian place…
…and she spent the entire time on her god**m phone with her stupid friend whose kid wouldn’t listen to her, how her deadbeat husband was such a loser, how men in general sucked…
I finished dinner, dessert, drink, then another drink, then paid the bill. When I got up to leave, she still remained on that 90+ minute phone conversation, but held up her index finger, as if asking me to wait just one more minute.
Sometimes the real blessing is not getting exactly what you want.
29. Be honest, be kind
I had the biggest crush ever. He was a really close friend, and we had an amazing friendship that made me doubt he reciprocated my feelings. After my long term relationship finished, I just decided to confess my feelings, because I didn’t feel like i could move on if I didn’t.
We dated for about six months, and then separated amicably. We were a better match on paper than IRL. Talking to my crush, and being honest about my feelings helped me not idealise them, and eventually I came to terms with the fact that we were not a good couple.
My advice is, don’t be scared to talk about your crush with your crush, and avoid making them more perfect in your mind, they are still human. Be honest, be kind, and be respectful of any outcome
Getting to know her lol
Personally, I suggest just letting yourself fall into a pit of despair until it overtakes your entire personality. Works well for me!
How have you gotten over a big crush?
Tell us in the comments.