When we’ve got a crush on somebody, it can make us truly crazy.

We’ll go to all kinds of lengths to get someone’s attention, and rope ’em in with our would-be charms.

Does it work? Well, if we’re not also already hot, then no, probably not, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth a try!

Here are what some anonymous contributors did to catch the eye of that certain someone special.

10. Streaking

That is an exceptionally risky strategy, my dude.

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9. Over-grooming

Oof, how was this information you couldn’t obtain before?

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8. Spend a bunch on a trip

Wait, was the trip to see them? I need more information.

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7. Tree climbing

I assume this was as a young child but am kind of hoping it was at age, like, 27.

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6. Take up weed

To be fair, it’s hard to notice much of anything when you’re high.

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5. Climb the heights

“Yo, did that girl just go on a ride at a theme park? I must have her.”

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4. Playing dumb

The urge to correct must have been overwhelming.

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3. Hard drugs

Yeah that’s a red flag right out of the gate.

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2. Start a fight

Just get in there and blast.

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1. Totally flip out

A real knockout.

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Remember, if you’re trying to impress a crush, at least attempt to be safe about it. They can’t date you if you die.

Have you ever done something like this?

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