Does your brain need a bit of a boost? Well then it seems to me that you’ve got two options.
The first is that you could buy some weird brain supplement pills that get hawked on conspiracy shows and/or sold at gas stations for some reason, or you can play it safe and just read these tweets.
I mean, it’s up to you. But I’d really recommend just continuing to scroll.
10. Sock it to me
They’ve just lost the thread that was holding them together all this time.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high
— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 19, 2021
9. The noise
Dads do this so often that half the time I think they’re just faking it to feel more useful.
– My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this?
– Me: …Doing what?
— Yvangelista (@AdamantxYves) December 30, 2020
8. All the power
I shall take the hand that fate hath dealt me, and reverse it.
everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power
— tony (@tony_ferraro7) February 19, 2021
7. Our space
It was a place for angst, but not like, society-destroying angst, ya dig?
We took MySpace for granted, music on ur profile and no discourse that’s all we needed
— miss bae (@yungskuntebony) February 18, 2021
6. Bye bye Mickey
M-I-C – see ya real soon!
Mickey left Earth this morning. He was surrounded by loved ones right before he exploded
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) February 19, 2021
5. The client list
Come on, you can dish. That’s not totally illegal or anything, is it?
therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now
me: ok rank us
— Alex Dragicevich (@alexdrag_) February 18, 2021
4. What a guy
This man looks like he’s going to play a minor role in a 70’s gangster movie.
guy fieri with normal hair just broke my brain pic.twitter.com/4KkUSRr6W7
— weekend twitr (@WeekendTwitr) February 17, 2021
3. Big light
It’s the same bulb and everything, it just hits different.
when u stop using the big light and start using lamps instead u really never go back
— zach (@xyzachh) February 15, 2021
2. Stay on target
Call up shark tank, we’ve got a live one here.
Starbucks with a small Target inside
— Nathan Hare (@nathanharenice) February 16, 2021
1. Will to live
Completely agree. “Oh, if I struggle really hard I’ll be rewarded with more struggle.” No thanks.
this comment always gets me pic.twitter.com/hTbosyHFce
— s e n s e i (@seupo) February 12, 2021
There. Now your brain is officially in top working condition. Congratulations.
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