It’s important to have a squad, you know? Even if they’re weird, even if they don’t exactly all match up, even if you’re not sure how you acquired them all – as long as they have your back when the sh*t goes down.
And this trainer, who was cheated on and then denied access to her things, found out that she had just that.
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It turns out that some of her clients are big, burly, aggressive, smart, and willing to make an alliance.
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Enter the ragtag Avengers, who suited up and rolled over to the offending boyfriend’s house.
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I like the descriptions. Very visceral.
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And yeah, maybe he made up the part about the Navy Seal, but I like it. And I like the buildup to the actual entry to the house.
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He’s convinced, then, but it turns out the Avengers didn’t really talk about what would happen once they got into the house.
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Everyone went about the intimidation in their own ways. Most of them hilarious.
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Though the sandwich bit was the best part.
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Then, the big reveal.
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And they mostly got her stuff back! Plus, some bonus materials.
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Then she started to cry, and like all males, they had no idea what to do and so suggested food.
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Let’s be honest, we all love this story, right?
I know I do, and I hope my ride-or-die would be half this awesome if the need arose.