If you were going to break up with someone using a line from a movie (not saying you should – this is just an exercise), which one would you choose?
Would it be poignant? Sweet? Mean? Funny?
These 15 Redditors have some pretty great suggestions if you need a jumping off point!
15. You’re going to have to learn the moves on your own, sorry.
“I made up a new dance. It’s called the Move on with Your Life.”
14. *rousing applause*
“Today, we celebrate, our independence day!”
– Independence Day
“I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can’t stand it any longer. It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected by it.”
12. Complete with the echo.
“Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”
– The Pride of the Yankees
11. So just let me pass, son.
“I don’t wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you’re standing in my way, one way or the other, you’re gettin’ outta my way.”
– Reservoir Dogs
10. Here’s hoping you only have to say it once.
“…I would love to stay here and talk with you…but I’m not going to.”
– Groundhog Day
9. I SAID GOOD DAY.
You lose! You get nothing! Good day sir!
– Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
8. Harsh, but effective.
“Normally I would say “Auf wiedersehen,” but since what “auf wiedersehen” actually means is “’till I see you again”, and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye.”
– Django Unchained
7. You have given Dobby a sock.
“Dobby is freee!”
– Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
6. It was delicious.
“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
– Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
5. I definitely need to watch that movie.
“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
– Annie Hall
4. What more is there to say?
“You are the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.”
– Fight Club
3. Almost as bad as a virgin who can’t drive.
“You’re tacky and I hate you.”
– School of Rock
2. Farewell darling.
“You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell.”
– Toy Story
1. Life is like a box of chocolates.
“And that’s all I have to say about that…”
– Forrest Gump
I’m going to have to give this some serious thought now.
What’s your choice? Share it with us in the comments!
Or, let us know ANOTHER quote you think would be a fire exit statement to the one you loathe!