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Twitter user @dropsnopanties is a stepdad and, if his recent thread is any indication, also quite the storyteller. He began his tale with a tight, simple, and undeniably compelling hook – his stepson had a girl spend the night and had not managed to smuggle her out before the rest of the family awoke.

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Instead of busting the boy, the stepdad (who clearly has a sense of humor) sat back and waited for the show to begin – and so did the rest of us.

The scene was set, and he wasn’t sticking his neck out for an 18-year-old kid who knew what he was getting into.

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Then he started an amazing poll, though I can’t believe that many people were rooting for young love.

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And the saga continued as he wondered how long the lady could hold her pee…

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We were all rewarded by her identity and WE HAVE A FRIENDS TO LOVERS STORY WHEE!

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It ended when Mom didn’t mention – or didn’t notice – their brief appearances and went to lie down for her post-cleaning Saturday nap.

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Romeo and Juliet escaped…this time.

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Score one for young love!