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Twitter user @dropsnopanties is a stepdad and, if his recent thread is any indication, also quite the storyteller. He began his tale with a tight, simple, and undeniably compelling hook – his stepson had a girl spend the night and had not managed to smuggle her out before the rest of the family awoke.
Instead of busting the boy, the stepdad (who clearly has a sense of humor) sat back and waited for the show to begin – and so did the rest of us.
The scene was set, and he wasn’t sticking his neck out for an 18-year-old kid who knew what he was getting into.
Then he started an amazing poll, though I can’t believe that many people were rooting for young love.
And the saga continued as he wondered how long the lady could hold her pee…
We were all rewarded by her identity and WE HAVE A FRIENDS TO LOVERS STORY WHEE!
It ended when Mom didn’t mention – or didn’t notice – their brief appearances and went to lie down for her post-cleaning Saturday nap.
Romeo and Juliet escaped…this time.
Score one for young love!