If you’re in need of a break, cool your heels here for a while. No hard-hitting journalism, no big think pieces, no tough-to-swallow news, no fights, no fears. Just some funny tweets people have put out into the world recently because they know that we need them now more than ever.
So take a breather and recharge your mental batteries with these wonderful internet tidbits before diving back into that wider, crazier world.
10. Snooze control
As a chronic insomniac, how dare you.
“I need to fix my sleep pattern”
me at 4:50: https://t.co/7ta1JZ6dec
— Ruby (@aethosnia) June 14, 2020
9. Timeline conundrums
Any 20-something calling themselves old should be shot out of a cannon, the rest of us don’t need that kind of disrespect.
ok some ppl are saying 24 is gen z, some say millennial. Either way I identify as an old woman with a hot body who acts like a teenager
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) June 14, 2020
8. Fire WORKS
But if we don’t do all the booms, how will we know if we still have a freedom?
Why the fuck do y’all be bussin fireworks every night????? pic.twitter.com/YIL9aXDPc2
— ???????? ???? (F²) ✊? (@fonzfranc) June 14, 2020
7. Beer goggles
You can have it when you pry it out of my cold, white claws.
y’all really actin like beer taste so good bitch PASS ME THE MF MANGO CLAW https://t.co/wYB7F4NdEK
— bub (@robskiesss) June 13, 2020
6. I am inevitable
The hero we didn’t know we needed.
she was anemic and i was her iron man
— craíg (@bigguccicraigy) June 13, 2020
5. Reformed Karen
When Karens use their powers for good.
— Sara Pearl (@skenigsberg) June 12, 2020
This is a very high-minded approach.
me after smoking a blunt to ease my anxieties pic.twitter.com/R1FY7VbgTY
— moonchild (@poetnextdoor) June 13, 2020
3. Don’t be chicken
Get pecked to heck.
mf was winning… I had no choice pic.twitter.com/3ujNcuCbOG
— ticket (@lilticketxoxo) June 13, 2020
2. The start of it all
Usually I’d call this spurious reasoning but she may have a point.
All I’m fucking saying is that the world started going downhill when Shawn Mendes and Camila posted that kissing video
— maya (@bakingswifts) June 13, 2020
1. Oh, please
When the dad joke is so strong it carries over to a kid that’s not even yours.
My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
— Robert Dent (@rdent_) June 13, 2020
Hope you enjoyed that little diversion down Twitter lane. Remember to take these breaks from time to time. Fighting the good fight is important, but so it not letting your stress turn you into a big pile of brain goo.
Who are the best people to find on Twitter when you need a laugh?
Tell us in the comments.