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There’s a New Emoji Coming out This Year That Will Seriously Improve Your Sexting Vocab

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Unsolicited d%ck pics are NOT cool. And thanks to the extremely clever devils at the emoji factory (that’s where emojis are made, right?), the anti-dick pic brigade will soon have a brand new emoji weapon at their disposal.

The Unicode Consortium announced that 230 new emojis will be released this year. The new emojis include a lot more diversity, more animals and foods and tools, and… a pinching hand.

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The pinching hand looks like a hand that is saying, “THIS SMALL.” As in, “This d%ck is THIS SMALL.”

Men and creeps everywhere are shook.

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As they very well should be.

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Men’s egos are fragile, especially when it comes to size.

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And while women have always had the words “wow so small” at our disposal, something about a single emoji is just a whole new level of roast.

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Unless dudes have good reason to believe that a woman is interested in seeing their d%ck, they probably won’t risk receiving this emoji in response.

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Which means they’ll exercise greater caution, which is exactly what they should’ve been doing all along!

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One small step for the Emojipedia, one large step for womankind.

 

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