Seriously… if you don’t read ALL of these tweets right now, they’ll self destruct All of that comedy will just go to waste! You don’t want to waste comedy, do you?!!???
Okay okay, we kid, but why even think about it? We all know why we’re here: to read these funny ass tweets and chew bubblegum.
And wouldn’t you know it… we’re fresh out of bubblegum.
1. I’m gonna with Joker, because I don’t want to die…
https://twitter.com/LORAFRIMANEE/status/1182523922958471169
2. Bruh
https://twitter.com/OBLOMOVITE/status/1178952297209950208
3. It never stops
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?— brent (@murrman5) October 1, 2019
4. We finally settled it!
https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1179642561750716416
5. What is it with women and cheese?!?
[at a restaurant]
woman: and i’ll have that without cheese
me: *leaning my entire body into the waiters line of sight from a neighboring table* i’ll have her cheese— erin chack (@ErinChack) October 2, 2019
6. EPIC!
It’s time to revive the legendary tweets pic.twitter.com/GJQgpjr2dW
— Big A-ron (@little_paisano) October 1, 2019
7. Set. For. Life.
https://twitter.com/RbenzHF/status/1182757061408501762
8. PERFECT dad costume
https://twitter.com/AshlynDanyela/status/1178465835423354881
9. I accept you!
He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he’s a member of the family❤️ pic.twitter.com/AaZpBQ2kP3
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 6, 2019
10. What is TV anymore??
the fact that this is one of the funniest moments in cinematic history pic.twitter.com/NUp6unmELi
— read pinned (@myskinsmylogo) October 1, 2019
11. Their Twitter game is on point!
https://twitter.com/kayyorkcity/status/1178811841440632832
12. Ya need some help…
https://twitter.com/mossperricone/status/1183733419278323712
Whew! That was fun!
Personally, I think McLovin’ wore it better, but that’s just me.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments, yo!